Evan, to anyone: Oh, let me show you a picture of my boyfriend Evan: *pulls up Barty's mugshot*
Gryffindor: People always say drinking numbs the pain. Why isn’t it working?
Slytherin: It would help if the drink in question wasn’t chocolate milk.
Remus: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Sirius: Several traffic violations. Peter: Three counts of resisting arrest. James: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Lily: Also, that’s not our car.
Amy: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Jake: You need to stop.
writer: screaming
readers: screaming back
Rhodes: Are you sober?
Tony: No, Gemini.
Sirius to Peter and James: Remus is more than a friend to me
Remus, hiding in the closet:😳
James, knowing full well about Moony's feelings: finally—
Sirius: he's my best friend
James: *facepalms*
Remus: 😐😑
Amy: So, Rosa, do you have a crush on anyone? Rosa: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
I read the rules before I break them. Angel Face. Devil thoughts.
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