Mischiefmanaged247 - Debu’s Dark Side

Reblog if you're a Ravenclaw.

gryffindor | hufflepuff | slytherin

Gryffindor: People always say drinking numbs the pain. Why isn’t it working?

Slytherin: It would help if the drink in question wasn’t chocolate milk.

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

Remus: permission to give a fuck?

Regulus: permission denied

Remus: thank god

Sirius: I just think my instincts about people are better than yours.

Remus: What? Why?

Sirius: Well, I picked you-

Sirius: You on the other hand, picked me

Sirius to Peter and James: Remus is more than a friend to me

Remus, hiding in the closet:😳

James, knowing full well about Moony's feelings: finally—

Sirius: he's my best friend

James: *facepalms*

Remus: 😐😑

Sirius: Damn right I'm pretty.

Regulus: I said petty.

"Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive, you can talk to me any time of the day."

- Remus Lupin, probably.

“my favorite harry potter movie is the prisoner of azkaban” i know who you are.

Remus: why is Regulus rolling on the floor laughing? And what happened to James's head?

Sirius: *sighs* James was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Sirius: and then he hit his head.

Remus: *wheezes*