"BUT DON'T GIVE MY CHILD A FUCKING DAGGER YOU DUMB FUCK!"

@chromeeeeeeeeee

LOOK AT THIS! XD

Most-used word in each US state.

I have no fucking clue how screwed am I. Look at it.

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

Am I that friend????? Cause I forced you to help me flesh out some of my OCs. But you actually had fun so win-win

thinkng abt me nd my friends ocs

The cross-over I never knew I needed

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Another hero: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ENGAGED TO A VILLAIN?!?!?! Me: 1. they're hot. 2. We're both ADHD 3. Their rambles are way too cute. How could I not marry them?

A supervillain known for going on tangents during a monologue has captured the hero. The hero broke free of the restraints a while ago but pretends to remain captured to see how off topic the supervillain will get.

Me: I don't blame you... Time to teach you how to use a gun.

You were terrified to Marry a non human spouse to keep the peace. It’s only when you meet them that you realize that they’re far more afraid of humans.

If I ever go off the grid, please tell my mom I'm living in one of these caves

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

"Roomie, why are you threatening me? I do you're fucking laundry because you can't do it for the life of you. Ge the gun out of my face or else you'll somehow explode your clothes when they're in the dryer"

Today you just found out your roommate with strange hobbies, like knowing how to pick a lock, knows how every puzzle and cipher by heart, or how to commit tax fraud, and so many other things, wasn't a guy with ADHD, he was an ex-assassin and now you have a gun pointed at your face

I never knew I needed this until now

Drawing is fun again!!! Have these doodles!

A resturant near where I live has Bob Roth on one TV all the time. I love watching him paint while eatting my pizza