Another Hero: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ENGAGED TO A VILLAIN?!?!?! Me: 1. They're Hot. 2. We're Both ADHD

This reminds me of how I act with a friend.... She's Raph but instead of Leo in the speech bubble...... It's FUCKING WILLAIM AFTON!!!! While I'm Mikey trying to get her to stop.

I will never shut up yall im sorry

Fish are you trying to become a musical artist or something?

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY

AND I WANNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU'RE GOIN MY WAY 🫵🫵🫵😮

WELL!! THEN I WANNA DRIVE IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!

Me: I DIDN'T DO IT..... I THINK!

The hero, normally jovial and humorous in their interactions, steps into a watering hole for villains, shaking with rage, tears running down their face, and with as much patience and calm as they can muster, simply asks "Who did it?"

It's just a cat fish.

internet pro tip, you can go to ANY internet browser, type in "tiny kitty cat", then click on images. you gotta try it

Me: Oh... WAIT WHAT DID I FUCKING NEED SAVING FROM?!?!?!

#217

"Get away from me, alien! I won't let you probe me!" Human screamed.

"Relax! We aren't going to hurt you," Alien one says. They look over to their friend for help.

Alien two shurgs. "I told you this would happen if you saved them."

Me: *is chasing the Joker while dressed up as a Robin while holding Harely's hammer* GET OVER HERE YOU UNFUNNY CLOWN!!!!

Batman: *is mentally counting how many kids he has and where they are at right now* Joker: *is running from a teenager with a hammer* Harely: YOU'RE DOING GREAT KIDDO!!!

Three years ago, a clown killed your family on your birthday. Now, every year on that clown’s birthday, you ruin his day. Batman has no idea why, but for the whole mission, the Joker’s plan has been malfunctioning.

Me.

i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?

Mood.

Normal People: "Why did u start writing Yandere content?"

Most Yandere Authors: "I wanted to express my dark desire for a forbidden romance through a creative medium. Forgoing social norms to create a love that is most cruel yet utterly true. To appease the lethal love that lays dormant within my bones, rattling me with its yearning for freedom. To show the world a love that is hideous, dangerous, yet wholly profuse. The sort of love only found under a moonless sky. A romance that can kill and heal with the same hand. To fashion ballads of broken hearts and damaged minds trapped in a waltz of shimmering hearts."

Me: I want to get kidnapped so I won't have any responsibilities.

OKAY MOTHERFUCKER NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION! *kills the threat*

You are a literal god who pretends to be a d-list superhero. You’ve grown extremely attached to the people of the village you protect. You get news that an epic battle is taking place near your village and would most likely destroy it…

Hey Chrome, let's do this

all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name