I Have No Fucking Clue How Screwed Am I. Look At It.

@chromeeeeeeeeee why is this so true?????????????

"stick" "Stick??" "Is good stick. helps keep other hobos away from alley" ". . . ARE YOU HOMELESS?!"

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”

*holds up frying pan* Easy way or hard way

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

Bro I need someone like this for my talkative ass.

Neighbor with a farm: "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY POTATOES?!" Or Zeus steals the from the store.

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

I feel like it fails and only makes him freak more people out

Genderbent!Me:.... HOW?! WHERE?! WHY?????

“Look daddy I found one!” You told your daughter to go look for a unicorn to keep her busy while you set up the tent, you didn’t expect her to succeed.

OH GREAT RABBIT! TELL US! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO!!!

sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.

I'm guessing the questions are... "HOW?!" and "WHY???"

Put the hat back on please. It's a pretty hat