Letter: "You're Lucky I Decided To Help You. You Life Was A Fucking Mess.... I Left Instructions As Well,

So I just had to block something. I think it was a bot account. I reported it because it was something sexual. Yeah. Why is this allowed on tumblr???? I know people make horny posts about ocs and characters, I'm not judging that, but What I'm judging is literally posting a picture of your naked ass boobs on tumblr. I looked at my notfications and when I saw the profile picture, I clicked on the blog so that I could block it. I ask anyone who sees those kinds of blogs to block and report them.

Villain: I have your child Father: Which one? Villain: Ummm... long brown hair and brown eyes. Chubby but not fat, mostly skinny but with chub. She's smiling at the floor for some reason. Father: Oh! That's my daughter Mikachu! Yeah you don't have her... she has you. HAVE FUN SWEEITE!

You were the only child that didn’t have powers in a family of metahumans. Today you got kidnapped by a supervillain… and none of your family came to the rescue.

Neighbor with a farm: "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY POTATOES?!" Or Zeus steals the from the store.

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

Senku has so much platonic rizz then

I love how, most shonen MCs get a harem of cute girls surounding them,

And then...

You have Ishigami Senku with his Harem of variously abled men always ready to work for him.

Muscleman bestie

Bisexual pirate & his non-binary chef

Gay mentalist

Gay sonar boy

Team of musclemen + that one whimp

Always hyped to do any work grandpa

Scientist Jr.

even his god damn enemies end up in his harem!!

I love dr stone 😌✨️❤️

Edit; spelling

Well..... TIME TO BECOME A GOD!!!!

You made a deal to be immortal. After countless eons and the end of a universe, you finally taste breathable air again. You lived through another big bang and landed on a new world. Ready to start anew.

Me: I'm heading out! I'm making sure this kid is happy! My minon: But boss! The heroes! Me: They can go fuck themselves! I bet so many heroes denided seeing this little kid so now they have to ask a villain! and if the child doesn't have parents, get the adoption papers ready!

You are one of the most dangerous villain in the world of heroes, also known as The Death. One day you received a letter from Make-A-Wish requesting you to visit a sick child.

WHERE'S MY MONEY FISH! I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A DISH FOR THE CATS!

I want five hundred billion dollars and I want whoever reads this to have five hundred billion dollars

It'd also be funny if she did own his soul but was like "Just do what you like" and then they became good friends

had a revelation and needed to draw it

TBH same. I'd bawl my eyes out and even manipulate them afterwards. Or I'd kick them out of my house since it's legally mine.

Me talking sh*t about ML characters part 2

Also, if I was in her situation I would have had at least five anxiety attacks just in one day. Like c’mon are you really telling me that a 18yo orphan girl with a long life to live, which probably has plans for the future, goes to the mansion her parents left her and IN THE FIRST DAY she dies and now she’s fucking forced to be attached to someone that she doesn’t even know AND THE CRAZIEST THING SHE DOES IS TRY TO SCAPE????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

IF I WAS HER I WOULD GO FUCKING WILD ON ALL THE VAMPIRES and I would cry rlly hard cuz I wouldn’t be able to do anything, the life I had planned, the things I wanted to do… IT’S ALL GONE CUZ SOME STUPID VAMPIRES STOLE MY FUCKING HOUSEADBUWEDFBEJHWKBD

". . . Well that's kinda a dumb rule" "I KNOW RIGHT?!" "So.... can I still come cause like..... I've watched a lot of cartoons as a kid so I wanna whack someone with a mallet. It's actually on my bucket list of questionable things I wanna do." "Your what now?"

You were summoned to a fantasy world. As you are eager to begin your new life as the hero, the summoner explains: "Actually, our party already has one. In fact, you're only here because we need a human member in order for us to be officially recognized as a hero's party."