". . . Well That's Kinda A Dumb Rule" "I KNOW RIGHT?!" "So.... Can I Still Come Cause Like..... I've

My mom supports Trump (I kinda do too but I'm not 100% into politics) and we're Mexican and when I saw these posts, I laughed. I fucking laughed. Shows how leftists are at times. My mom has a thermos with "leftist tears" written on it. I'm not saying all leftists are bad, there are bad people in the right as well, but this is so fucking fun too see that many more republicans. I live in a leftist city so it's rare for me to see republicans.

*Whacks the both of you out with a frying pan Rapunzel style* Sleep.

You're not the only one with insomnia, right?

Me and Leon are hashtag twinning with insomnia 💥

Me: Return it My mom: What?!- no I can't retu- Me: It is ugly. Where is it's tail? Why is it screaming? It stinky. Return it.

You are a siren, a rather young one. Today your mother, the leader of your pod, introduced an unfamiliar little squishy pink thing to you as your little sibling.

Reblogging because more people need to see this

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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As a bisexual, I hope it's a hot princess

As a princess, you've been kidnapped by all manner of people; dragons, wizards, other kings—it's just part of the job description. But never before have you been kidnapped by... another princess?

Now I want there to be a big battle between dads. Or that all the shitty dads who are abusive to me killed

All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.

Well..... TIME TO BECOME A GOD!!!!

You made a deal to be immortal. After countless eons and the end of a universe, you finally taste breathable air again. You lived through another big bang and landed on a new world. Ready to start anew.

"Roomie, why are you threatening me? I do you're fucking laundry because you can't do it for the life of you. Ge the gun out of my face or else you'll somehow explode your clothes when they're in the dryer"

Today you just found out your roommate with strange hobbies, like knowing how to pick a lock, knows how every puzzle and cipher by heart, or how to commit tax fraud, and so many other things, wasn't a guy with ADHD, he was an ex-assassin and now you have a gun pointed at your face

Me: My mother war raped... (not true IRL) Hera: Oh dear! I'll kill the bastard! You and your mother are under my proctection forever, no one can hurt you Me: you swear on the river styx

Hera:yes Me: It was Zeus. I don't want him as my damn dad! I'd rather have Hades as my dad! Hera: .... you made me walk into that one. Looks like you'll live a happy life Me: I'll try to find a good husband, and if he cheats, sue him. Sue him so badly that he's in deep deby Hera: I like this kid

As one of Zeus bastard children, you are doomed to be targeted by Hera, however you found a way to get on the queens good side before she found out who your father is.

WE LOVE STOLAS AND ANGEL DUST OKAY?! WHY WOULDN'T IT GET 1K?!

Do you think sinners miss the night sky..?

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