Well..... TIME TO BECOME A GOD!!!!

As someone from Chicago, I can comfirm that everytime we go to the bean, we engage in a pokemon battle. I have battled it around four times already

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

*gets a gun out* START SHOOTING

I love how none of us are still over the fact that Emmet is probably going crazy trying to find his brother

My extremely unrealistic hope for Legends ZA

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

Oh dear god Chrome..... I swear for chrismas I'm getting you something so that you don't end up cutting of blood cerculation from your arm with all those bracelets

kandi life

I wanna read 'em!

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Me: ALL I ASKED WAS "Is the government brainwashing us"!!!!!

You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive.

Me: *is chasing the Joker while dressed up as a Robin while holding Harely's hammer* GET OVER HERE YOU UNFUNNY CLOWN!!!!

Batman: *is mentally counting how many kids he has and where they are at right now* Joker: *is running from a teenager with a hammer* Harely: YOU'RE DOING GREAT KIDDO!!!

Three years ago, a clown killed your family on your birthday. Now, every year on that clown’s birthday, you ruin his day. Batman has no idea why, but for the whole mission, the Joker’s plan has been malfunctioning.

I like really..... REALLY want to have like a siren for bi flags!!! CAN THAT HAPPEN PLEASE???

So like... people have broached the idea of pride flags having dragons on them like heraldry, which is of course correct and just, but like... they shouldn't ALL have dragons, right? Or at least not the same dragon. Each flag should have its own heraldic beast, ideally one that relates to the orientation the flag represents.

Which begs the question of which heraldic beasts would best suit each color of the rainbow, as it were. I think the iconic four legged, two winged dragon makes sense for the main pride/rainbow flag, since dragons are often posited as, like, the pinnacle of monsters, and so feel best suited to be the one that encompasses the whole spectrum, but I'm kind of paralyzed by the options presented to pick out ones for the others.

Humans also are weird with Bananas too. One day I love it, the next I'm about to puke

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.