Villain: I Have Your Child Father: Which One? Villain: Ummm... Long Brown Hair And Brown Eyes. Chubby

Wow... just... wow....

wow can’t believe jupiter is actually trans <3

Me.

i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?

Me:BUT SHE HAS BIG EARS AND SHARP TEETH! I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S A WOLF ! I CARE BECUASE YOU NEED FUCKING GLASSES!!

You’re pretty sure your brother’s wife is a talking wolf in a dress, but he simply refuses to believe you.

I just mash the buttons and somehow won against my cousin who knew the game better than I did

May I ask where you got it??? I have a friend who LOVES FNAF and she would love this! (Kai if you see this, get this.)

sorry for posting so much personal junk lately but this is so cute

Okay the second one sounds like the golden child is sick of their sibling not getting the attention they deserve. Like. You have any idea how good of a story that could be?

WRITING PROMPTS - Shadow

Children who can control shadows tend to find peace in the darkness.

"I'm sick of her living in my shadow!"

A beast made of shadows wants to be loved, but, instead, everybody fears him.

"I watched you every night."

Monsters hide in shadows, ready to replace children who choose not to use night-lights as shields.

"I'm not afraid of you, shadow-man!"

Shadows are safer than the light.

"What lurks in the shadows?"

I'm half Mexican, and for me, that food is tacos. Now since I'm also half-white, and a semi-picky eater, I only like chicken or steak tacos mostly.

What’s a stereotypical food from ur culture that u absolutely love.

I'll murder everyone here if I don't get my dog.

You’ve died and have reached the after life. They are giving you the grand tour of heaven. “Any questions before you decide if your staying with us?” You, “yes just one, where’s my dog?” Them, “ahh yes, we have a strict no pets allowed policy.”

People didn't like Phantom Pups????? I watched it only once but it was nice.

working with troubled youth has exposed me to depraved media beyond my comprehension

My mom supports Trump (I kinda do too but I'm not 100% into politics) and we're Mexican and when I saw these posts, I laughed. I fucking laughed. Shows how leftists are at times. My mom has a thermos with "leftist tears" written on it. I'm not saying all leftists are bad, there are bad people in the right as well, but this is so fucking fun too see that many more republicans. I live in a leftist city so it's rare for me to see republicans.