HOW IS THIS TRASH?! She Also Canonically Should Be Able To Cancel Contracts Since She's The Princess

Me who bought "rise of sphinx" a while back but never finished the third level: .......

Did you know they dropped a SECOND miraculous video game??? I saw even less advertising than rise of sphinx

I heard it takes place while Gabriel is still running amok but somehow they're in their Season 6 suits, so I'll be ignoring it just like I ignored the first one U_U

*takes the clothes he hands me* "Gramps did you really have to wait that long? I mean I could've killed that thing years ago if you wanted me too" "Well my darling granddaughter, I just liked fooling everyone, so let me have that. Now, you know where the holy water is?"

"Yes Gramps. How much longer do I have before I have to get that demon out of you?" "About half an hour. Not talking for so many years made him a bit lazy, so he has to get ready again to control my body"

Your grandfather has been nonverbal all your life due to a stroke. When you are finally old enough to care for him, after everyone leaves he focuses on you and says “Finally, lets get started”

Siblings lifts banishment when they become the ruler, and tells them "You like your peaceful life, I know that, but.... CAN YOU PLEASE SCARE AWAY ALL THESE PEOPLE!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! THEY KEEP ON TELLING ME HOW TO RUN MY KINGDOM AND THEY WANT TO PUT MORE TAXES ON THE COMMON FOLK!"

Despite being cursed into a monster and being banished by your royal parents, you were happy with your life. Your home was peaceful. You always had enough to eat. You even had friends despite your appearance, so yeah your life was great. Your non-cursed sibling's life, on the other hand

If it makes you feel any better, you're supposed to make the slices super thin

Omg!! Don't be ashamed about pineapple on pizza!! It's my favorite!!

"Pfftt, I'm not ashamed. Ha ha, I'm totally normal about it...haha...ha..."

... remind me not to cross you....

Can I have some doritos? The normal kind please. And chocolate....

I'm clipping out of bounds does anyone need anything

Me: DON'T FUCK WITH MY CHILD BITCHES!!!! *throws bombs at everyone in the fight while the child is on my back laughing like a crazy person*

You we’re once a well respected and feared villain, that is until you had a child. However, they’ve been caught in the crossfire of a hero fight. Now, you’ll show them why you were so feared.

How the fuck did you do that?!

"I think I've started a revolution against hierarchy on dress to impress."

I live in the USA, and we all know that sucks. It CAN be good, but listen up! It still kinda sucks! Good news? I can move to a different country when I grow up, like Canada if they'll have me! Bad news? I still have to pay US taxes...... BECAUSE OF MY CITZENSHIP HERE! Good news? I can forfit it.

"My mom says we shouldn't wish for stuff, so what's the point really. Best to do things yourself! And yes I know I could wish for world peace but we don't know how long it'll last, and there are million other things I could wish for to help human kind, but we all need to work on our issues ourselves"

"I, the genie, offer you three wishes-" "I wish for you to be free." "You can onl- wait, what?"