I Love How None Of Us Are Still Over The Fact That Emmet Is Probably Going Crazy Trying To Find His Brother

"Roomie, why are you threatening me? I do you're fucking laundry because you can't do it for the life of you. Ge the gun out of my face or else you'll somehow explode your clothes when they're in the dryer"

Today you just found out your roommate with strange hobbies, like knowing how to pick a lock, knows how every puzzle and cipher by heart, or how to commit tax fraud, and so many other things, wasn't a guy with ADHD, he was an ex-assassin and now you have a gun pointed at your face

"No kidding! I'm Deadpool!" -Deadpool proba- "HEY THERE PERSON READING THIS REBLOG! HOW ARE YOU?! YOU LOOK AWESOME RIGHT NOW!!!!" What?! DEADPOOL! STOP BREAKING THE FORTHWALL I CAN'T AFFORD ANYMORE REPAIRS!!! "Be fun for once Mikachu!!!"

“Ethics? Playing god?! I created easily affordable 3D printed organs that are perfectly compatible with the human body! Do you know how many people will die if you bring me to "justice”? I saw what happened to the guy who almost cured cancer! You’re no hero, you’re just a hired gun!“

Rebloging because people like that make me want to give them a slow painful death with my own hands. I also hate how cute the colors look because gross people shouldn't have those cute colors

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

Girl just be grateful they animated your boy.

Kako

Mirai

Akane Aoi

No. 1 of the seven mysteries—

THE CLOCK KEEPERS: PAST, PRESENT & FUTURE

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE CLOCK KEEPERS AND THE PERFECT PAINTING ARC..Y'ALL IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING 🤩 not sure if it's spoiler-y atp cuz majority anime-onlys have seen it already..

via: Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun season 2 PV

And I'm the one who tries to keep the leader undercontrol even though I'm not in the fan club

misc reckless battery burns PV art pt. 1

Me: I have common sense. I kinda have to since I'll get killed if I don't

You are the sole superhero without powers to have lived longer than ten years. An old friend with powers asks how.

*takes you out and puts you on a plate* Cooked fish! Yummy!!!!

I think I could last 3 minutes in the microwave. I'm strong. I'm stronger than you realize

Fairy: Here. Give them this cookie, tell them it's from a friend Me: Good idea, he'll be taken to the fairy world or starve to death! Make sure to keep those cookies comin' since more bank people WILL come Fairy: YOU GOT IT!

Some fairies have taken residence on your property, and have grown fond of you, as much as those with such alien morals can. And they are not happy when the bank tried to foreclose on you.

That kid is going places. And I wish to follow

"BUT DON'T GIVE MY CHILD A FUCKING DAGGER YOU DUMB FUCK!"

“Why are you giving my newborn baby a dagger?!” “Well they’re a choosen one, which means that I’m destined to be killed by them; but honestly I’ve been waiting centuries for them to be born and I just want to get it over with.”