Robin : *clicks Pen*

Time family AU

Barry : I just saw Mom for the first time in years.

Bruce : No way! And…?

Barry : I told mom I was an Olympic gymnast.

Bruce :

Bruce : Why?

Barry : Well, you know when you get nervous socially, you end up lying to impress?

Bruce : No.

Barry : Exactly, we’ve all done it.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

-

Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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In a friendship we have :

Stiles, Robin, Dean : If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Scott, Steve, Charlie : I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

Stranger things characters as things me and my friends have say

Steve : I want to be fucked so bad.

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Robin : Steve, can you wear my breasts please?

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Jonathan : Mike if you touch my brother we're going to fight.

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Erica : I'd rather test a dick.

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Argyle : Isn't your father a thief? 'Cause he took my virginity!

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Max : Eat pussy as long as it's legal.

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Eddie : I couldn't aim for the hole, that's why she left me.

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Nancy : If you could moan silently.

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Dustin : They put a phone in my ass.

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Eleven : Pissing together strengthens the bonds!

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Lucas : I have a video where he suck it.

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Will : I drink my piss without hesitation.

Pepper : Tony annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Christine : But, there is nothing special about tomorrow?

Pepper : But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

Dean, entering the living room looking at his clothes : Has anyone seen my top?

Sam : Castiel's in the kitchen.

Charlie : The last time I saw castiel he was in the library!

Crowley : I have no idea where the angel is.

Gabriel : Probably waiting in your bed~

Jack : He's trying to make waffles in the kitchen!

Claire : DAD DEAN IS LOOKING FOR YOU!

Castiel taking his head out of the kitchen : Dean?

Dean : I hate all of you.

Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.

Eddie : Thanks!

Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.

Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?

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it’s thinking about stevie harrington hours again

Time family AU

Eddie : If you want my advice-

Scott : No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Eddie : First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.

Venom : It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

-

Kaya - mom

Oc

-

Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

-

Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

-

John wick

John wick

-

Eddie Brock

Marvel

-

Dean Winchester

Supernatural

-

Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Sam winchester

Supernatural

-

Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

-

Steve Harrington

Stranger things

-

Harry Potter

Harry potter

-

Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

-

Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

-

Jenny

Doctor who

-

Time family AU

John : How’s life going?

Sam : Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

John : Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Sam : …Shouldn't you try to stop me?

John : Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

-

Kaya - mom

Oc

-

Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Ironman Marvel - DC batman

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John wick

John wick

-

Eddie Brock

Marvel

-

Dean Winchester

Supernatural

-

Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Sam winchester

Supernatural

-

Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

-

Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

-

Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Flash - Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

-

Harry Potter

Harry potter

-

Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Eddie : Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.