watching an ocean documentary and still blown away by how smart dolphins are. like they have their own language, its heavily implied they can understand grammar and semantics. do you think dolphins can develop their own mythos and legends? do they speak of their wolf ancestor like we do Adam and Eve?
would it be cringe if I made this blog like my own diary
why the hell am I getting so much Phineas and Ferb content on my dash
sorry i've been inactive i literally have bronchitis and its sapping any creative energy i have
no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible
I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???
This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.
They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.
done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American
"...from the scientific standpoint, we cannot say that magick is any more or less than a form of applied psychology...which helps us to attain a greater level of understanding and control over our individuality. It's good for you for many of the same reasons that meditation, yoga, mindfulness, etc. is good for you, it's just a more elaborate application of similar principles."
(i found this somewhere on the internet years ago and i can't find the original source)
I know I said I would bake a fancy pie but life happened, and not in an entirely fun way