Would It Be Cringe If I Made This Blog Like My Own Diary

Breakfast. As sweet as you are ☕🧇

Reasons I would have been burned at the stake for being a witch in the 1600's -

1. Love to read.

2. Love to garden.

3. Love to bake and mix things together in little pots.

4. I study science (I literally have a Bachelor's in biology).

5. I do not want kids.

6. I do not want a partner.

7. My dream is to be a hermit in a log cabin in the woods with a cat and an axolotl as my company.

I unironically love doing housework because it gives me a chance to listen to music. I will listen to Rihanna and Ke$ha while washing the dishes and you can't stop me.

“[Housework] is undoubtedly a great blessing, too, because it keeps me sane, it forces me to live a regular life & is in general good for me although I curse it every day.”

— Ludwig Wittgenstein, “Letter to Lee Malcolm (5 June 1948)”

too many stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for pretending to be something you aren't and losing yourself in the process. not enough stories about turning yourself into a monster as a metaphor for choosing to openly embrace yourself even if it's strange to other people

watching an ocean documentary and still blown away by how smart dolphins are. like they have their own language, its heavily implied they can understand grammar and semantics. do you think dolphins can develop their own mythos and legends? do they speak of their wolf ancestor like we do Adam and Eve?

If there’s one thing to learn from the Bible it’s that God primarily chooses extremely flawed little weirdos to carry out his work

i have a lot of affection for ghosts because they basically want one of two things: attention, or for you to leave their house as soon as possible. both relatable and respectable goals. and they're already dead so what are you going to do about it.

You know what, I'm gonna say it. I enjoyed the Minecraft movie. Was it the best movie? No, but it's not supposed to be. It's not trying to take itself seriously, and that's the point. I just found it lighthearted and fun.

If anyone likes this post I will attempt to bake one of these pies and post the results.

pie pngs ♡