Robin: How Many Kids Do You Have?

Nancy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Robin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Nancy: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.

Robin: Three words

Nancy:…

can’t stop thinking about how in 5x19 lena genuinely thought she deserved to be screamed at by kara because she’d done something wrong and kara was mad, and that’s probably how those situations were handled in the luthor household.

not only that, but she was so desperate for ‘forgiveness’ that she actually offered for kara to scream at her. she offered to go through that trauma again, because she thought it was only fair that she did if there was the slightest chance that kara might want her back.

Elinor: You kill people for money?!

Apollo: I can explain!

Elinor: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

*Jayce and Viktor entering a dive bar*

Viktor: Look I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Jayce, in scuba diving suit: I would like to leave please.

Viktor: I just don’t understand why you would wear something like that.

Jayce: YOU DIDNT CLARIFY WHAT THE DRESS CODE WAS FOR OUR LITTLE OUTING. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A SCUBA SUIT IN MY SIZE! I AM A BIG MAN VIKTOR! NO YOU EMBARRASSED ME AND THE SUIT IS RIDING AND ITS GIVING ME THIS WEIRD RASH-

Viktor: Alright we are leaving. Me and my big mouth.

Caitlyn: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment.

Singed: *in the shadows* Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly. And I have a couple spare ones already. Look at you helping me save the environment and even better helping me save money. Thank you.

Caitlyn: That’s not what I- Never mind. Go crazy.

Jayce, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Viktor: A glass of water is an inanimate object.Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Like you in more ways than one.

Jayce: …

Jayce: Water you doing?

Robin: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Nancy, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Robin: …

Robin: Fsh.

Jayce: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment … at all?

Viktor: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Viktor: God, give me patience.

Jayce: I think you mean give me strength.

Viktor: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.