Arcane As Breaking Bad Quotes Part: 1

Jayce, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Viktor: A glass of water is an inanimate object.Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Like you in more ways than one.

Jayce: …

Jayce: Water you doing?

Juliette: What’s up guys. I’m back.

Calliope: What the- you can’t be here. I literally saw you die.

Juliette: Death is a social construct.

Silco: What did you do with Vander’s body?

Sevika: What didn’t I do to Vander’s body?

Silco: …

Sevika: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

Sevika: There are no more swear words in this house. If one is said you will have to deal with the boss.

Powder/Jinx: Heck.

Sevika: You’re on thin fucking ice kid.

Silco: …

Sevika: Dammit.

Viktor: Jayce, you’re testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the DA is worried about how you will present yourself on the stand.

Jayce: Why? I’m fine on the stand?

*flashback to testimony #1*

Jayce: Look, I’ll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.

Jayce: MAN. DID. CRIME.

*flashback to testimony #2*

Jayce: I’m sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?

Mel, next to the crying defendant: … Crying?

*flashback to testimony #3

Jayce: And when this is over, I’m gonna find you and I’m gonna break all those little fingers.

Mel: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?

Viktor, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career.

Jayce, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Caitlyn: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Jayce: Playing systematic oppression

Caitlyn: *getting down on one knee*

Vi: It’s finally happening.

Caitlyn: *falls over*

Jinx: *whispering* The poison is kicking in.

Caitlyn: Go to hell!

Jinx, tearing up: I wish I could.

Vi: Bitches be like “I’m baby”, but have childhood trauma and neglect. Like what the fuck do you know about being baby. You were forced to grow up from an early age. Anyways I’m bitches.

Nancy: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.

Robin: Three words

Nancy:…