Caitlyn: *getting Down On One Knee*

Jayce, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Viktor: A glass of water is an inanimate object.Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Like you in more ways than one.

Jayce: …

Jayce: Water you doing?

Yzma trying to dump out the poison without looking suspicious.

Caption This!

Caption this! Without context, how would you caption this painting? Reblog to reply.

can’t stop thinking about how in 5x19 lena genuinely thought she deserved to be screamed at by kara because she’d done something wrong and kara was mad, and that’s probably how those situations were handled in the luthor household.

not only that, but she was so desperate for ‘forgiveness’ that she actually offered for kara to scream at her. she offered to go through that trauma again, because she thought it was only fair that she did if there was the slightest chance that kara might want her back.

Vi: I am going to hell.

Jinx: Probably.

Vi: I’ll pick you up?

Jinx nodding: Carpool.

Robin: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Nancy, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Robin: …

Robin: Fsh.

Kara: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Lena: How am I supposed to know?

Alex: You say that, as if we don’t us you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Lena:*sighs*

Lena: You wouldn’t be trapped.

Arcane as Breaking Bad Quotes Part: 2

Vi: I uh… I eat a lot of frozen stuff … it’s usually pretty bad, I mean the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like “Hell yeah, I’m starved for this lasagna!” And then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on the top and it’s like … it’s like you are eating a scab… I mean, seriously, what’s that about?

Kara: Ow!

Lena: What’s wrong?

Kara: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Lena: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Jayce: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment … at all?

Viktor: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Caitlyn: That’s not fair, any idiot would know that.

Vi: I knew that!

Caitlyn: See!