Thank You For Admitting Your Fault, But Vriska Was My V. Prez, And I Was The President. There Were, Unfortunately,

All of the above. God Damn Donald Trump. 🇺🇸

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Never. It’s very homely in here. 🇺🇸

WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????

Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸

okay, mod post, I need to vent abt smth

it is ridiculous how much cleaning your room and cooking a nice meal for yourself can fix your mood

I no longer wish to get isekaied to some other dimension

this is great

A very good car👍

she's so cute, how do I talk to her

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸

Do it. Walk up and talk to her about Spider-Man. There’s no point in missing out on a cool person. God Bless Book Girl.🇺🇸

a lot of the time when im on my post-school walk i see this girl who's reading a book while she's walking. and today she was literally reading a spiderman volume or compendium (not sure). and shes pretty. god i wish i could talk to her i wanna be her friend.

I AM NOT GAY!

I AM STRAIGHT!

I'M STRAIGHT!

I LIKE WOMEN ONLY! NOT MEN!

I AM NOT GAY!

I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

1955 Chrysler C-300

@elvis-official Mr. Presley. How in hell did you eat 22 pounds of these sandwiches, and… can you teach me?

i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit