@elvis-official Mr. Presley. How In Hell Did You Eat 22 Pounds Of These Sandwiches, And… Can You Teach

hey this is about you

This is deeply flattering, Mr Ochs. I… haven’t died, yet, but… thank you nonetheless. God Bless Phil Ochs. 🇺🇸

1955 Chrysler C-300

“SIX fag sex? In this economy?”

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

I am officially a vocaloid. Po pi po po pi pi. Thank you.

does anybody else have Two Black Cats. i saw another set of black cats once that looked like mine & i wanna know if they all look like this

[ID: a doodle of two black cats. one has no discernible features except for huge wide sparkly eyes. the other is detailed to look sort of lumpy and weird, with calmer eyes.]

American Dream:✅

I begin every work week telling myself this will finally be the week I do not humiliate myself with a regrettable blunder. I almost made it through this week without bringing myself shame, but shortly after beginning my shift, I spilled an entire pot of coffee on myself. I could feel my co-workers' eyes on me, and I felt the dread at what had become an occurrence at least once per week:

My co-workers began to circle me, closing in on me, and chanting, "You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult. You're not a real adult! You're not a real adult!"

I collapse to the floor as tears run down my cheeks. Maybe next week will be different.

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

I forgot the map it was the Alcatraz zone the Washington zone what was the third ?

Alcatraz to the west, Washington to the east, and Rushmore nestled in between, my boy!

I remember this post

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second