A Very Good Car👍

Never. It’s very homely in here. 🇺🇸

WERE YOU REALLY THE 37TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA????

Why, of course I was! Why do you ask? 🇺🇸

this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

@nixon-official this u?

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It’s a sarcastic song, Richie. For comic relief. Also, the Beatles are British, so I’d doubt that they’d be Commies. God Bless Sarcasm. 🇺🇸

Another masterpiece from Elvis, but I think this may be some ADA trickery. If not, 10/10, an amazing song, if yes…. don’t come back here ever again. God Bless America. 🇺🇸

Do it. Walk up and talk to her about Spider-Man. There’s no point in missing out on a cool person. God Bless Book Girl.🇺🇸

a lot of the time when im on my post-school walk i see this girl who's reading a book while she's walking. and today she was literally reading a spiderman volume or compendium (not sure). and shes pretty. god i wish i could talk to her i wanna be her friend.

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okay does mainstream tumblr know about the elvisverse. it’s all over my dash and it’s expanding every day. I have no idea how many elvises there are at this point. woah mama I’m going insane

Ah, the “heterosexual” Dick Nixon… sure, Richie. We believe you.

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