Do It. Walk Up And Talk To Her About Spider-Man. There’s No Point In Missing Out On A Cool Person.

1955 Chrysler C-300

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

It was Nixon

Shackles as a fashion accessory

He’s not messing with you, Richie. Hope you come to your senses soon.🇺🇸

The Time Travel Approval Council reviews proposals for use of the organization’s time machine. For a proposal to be accepted it must either A) work towards or at least not he counter to one of the Council’s primary goals or B) otherwise improve the quality of life on Earth.

FAQ:

Q: Who are the members of the Council?

A: That’s classified.

Q: What are the primary goals of the Council?

A: 1) Ensure the time machine is/was developed. 2) Repair the friendship between @elvis-official and @nixon-official. The exact details are classified but the results of their rift will inevitably lead to catastrophe in the future. 4) Maintain the existence of the hellsite known as “Tumblr”. 5) Make sure some funny things happen throughout the timeline. As a treat.

Q: What about time travel paradoxes?

A: We solved all of those. Don’t worry about it.

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

Why, thank you, Mr. Kennedy. You are as well.

37th president was James Dean. I'm serious y'all. Great lad.

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My Fellow Americans, invest in the Orb. God Bless the Orb. 🇺🇸⚫️

what’s it like in the orb? do they have good acoustics there?

Very good. Can hear everything. Come to the orb.