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When their human fell, Headcanon

Hi Sarah! I am better than before. Not perfectly good, but good enough to go back to write. Here are your hdcs. This was a lot of fun! Hope you have a nice day/night dear!

- All of them will scatter the second there’s a loud sound - Gentiana might accidentally jump against Nyx - The first seconds are chaos - They are tripping over themselves - And each other - There are cats meowing - Iris ran against a chair - Nyx got pushed into a cabinet by Gentiana - Ravus jumped over Luna and kicked Noctis in the head - That last part was intentional - Probably - Giant Gladio couldn’t act fast enough so he slid over the wooden floor like a black mop of fur - Ignis fell off the counter he tried to steal food from - Ardyn had no idea what was going on until Clarus crashed into him, sending him flying off the bed - Now he’s pissed - Meanwhile, Cor just stood still with eyes the size of plates and his heart running a thousand miles per hour - Prompto got scared so much he almost cried - Regis… just raised his head to see where the sound came from - Drautos went nuts jumping over the human to hide in the bathtub - Cindy was outside and came in to see what was going on - Aranea just stares at the others - She looks like she’s questioning how they’re even able to breathe - Poor Regis still has no idea why everyone is running while the human was on the ground, not moving

- It takes them some time to calm down - Ardyn fought Clarus in the meantime - Regis, Cindy, and Aranea come to see how their human is - They headbutt human to calm them down - Everyone else has to come out of their hiding spot first - After that, the human is allowed to get up and put a plaster over their scraped knee

Mc: Leander reminds me of a puppy.

Vere: we should put him down then.

Mc: no!

Mhin: neuter him.

Mc: stop!

Ais: send him back to the shelter.

Mc: Guys no!

Sigma: Nikolai seems more active than usual.

Fyodor: Yes he’s been more active lately. I nearly got violated by him this morning.

Sigma: WHAT?!

Fyodor: *walks away* Locking your door at night will not save you from him Sigma. I wish you luck.

Why does he have to be so handsome

The Rest of the Cup Noodle Shots

I wasn’t planning on posting the rest of these but I changed my mind.

It looks like he’s tugging on his earlobe in the first one lol

Dazai: *Flirting with Sigma* You still a virgin?

Sigma: Does me getting fucked over by life count as sex?

Kyrie: Ok there is a party and there are nine kids and only six chairs, what do you do?

Nero: Get three chairs

Dante: have them all sit on the floor

Vergil: Have them fight to the death for the right to sit on a chair....

Nero: NO!

Kuras: murder will solve nothing.

Vere: but it is fun.

DON’T!

Dazai: Wow, you’re so short. You want me to put a few inches in you, slug?

Chuuya: How is half an inch gonna help me?

Nikolai: October has been here for over a week I wanna so something for Halloween.

Fyodor: Like what?

Nikolai: Oh you know, carve pumpkins, pick apples, murder you and dress you up as a scarecrow….