This Meme But The Boys Edition

Hannibal 3x03 - “Secondo”

The whole movie Sheriff was acting like such a step-grandpa to Eli. I knew ahead of time Derek died so I thought they were setting up Sheriff taking in Eli. But then they have Scott and Allison be the ones to take him in and it makes no sense! But that's Teen Wolf for you. We'll just fix it in fic.

not keeping up w the winchesters but I am enthralled by the idea that jensen ackles might very well be balls to the walls crazy enough to completely rewrite the supernatural series finale out of sheer pettiness and love for dean winchester

i just need to know like. why and what is the reason and wherefore are we just deciding to kill off perfectly fine and capable and young middle aged characters with their entire fucking half a life ahead of them when they FINALLY step back from the life that should have killed them but didn’t like WHY CAN’T THEY JUST RETIRE AND TAKE THEIR KIDS FISHING AND HAVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND A WIFEHUSBAND TO KISS IN THE MORNING AND MAYBE SOME PIE FOR SUPPER ONCE IN AWHILE ITS NOT THAT DEEP

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his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men

Broke: Acknowledging that a character who is an objectively terrible person is also a complex and intentionally well thought out individual with different levels of nuance you can empathize with in some ways while not in others is immediately “woobifying” or “poor little meow meowifying” them.

Woke: “This character is a bad person” and “this character is still a person” are two statements that can, should and do coexist and admitting that they exhibit nuance and depth and are more than just their bad actions doesn’t immediately excuse or condone their bad actions or mean that you’re ignoring or trying to soften the canonical version of the character.

Bespoke: That’s the whole point, that’s always been the point, to be made to empathize with horrible people so you can understand that they can be anyone, that bad people can be likeable, can be interesting, can be human, are human, and it’s scary to think about all the ways they’re just like you and all the ways they’re just like everything you hate, forcing the use of critical skills in media analysis, forcing a confrontation of the duality of man.

Whatever Level is Above Bespoke: But sometimes, yeah, sure, maybe they are a poor little meow meow, what are you gonna do, get a lawyer

Hannibal: "Will, I'm just being a silly little goose. A funny little guy. I was just doing what silly little geese do. I was just being a little bit of a jester. Can you fault a silly little goose for doing what evolution has summoned inside him to do? I assure you, you certainly cannot. After all, good and bad are entirely fictional concepts made by the brain of unfulfilled man. Geese are meant to be silly. Though "unsilly and silly" are entirely fictional concepts made by the brain of unfulfilled goose. A silly goose is just a goose."

Will: "I fucking hate you."

Will to Jack after almost running away with Hannibal again: "I'm just being a silly little goose. A funny little guy. I was just doing what silly little geese do. I was just being a little bit of a jester. Can you fault a silly little goose for doing what evolution has summoned inside him to do? I assure you, you certainly cannot. After all, good and bad are entirely fictional concepts made by the brains of unfulfilled man-"

cam telling demi to fuck off when she tried kissing him after he Rightfully aired her out was the most cathartic thing i’ve seen in media in so long