I was boread out of my mind yesterday so I decided to put Dazai and Chuuya's names into an incorrect quote generator. Here's the funniest stuff I gathered.
My little sister and mum ๐
@90-ghost @dlxxv-vetted-donations @writerqueenofjewels
Sigma the #1 fifth wheel ๐๐ฅณ. Nikolai framed this and hung this up on their (Sigma's) kitchen wall later.
The colleges AU saga continues! ๐ No like seriously, this is a direct continuation of the previous post (nevermind the fact that I drew this one first). Anyways they had gathered in Sigma's apartment to study for a group project but ended up playing board games and nerly burning the apartment down (Sigma has officially banned them of playing board games in his apartment now), hair braiding while some of them, *cough *cough fyolai *cough, passionately making out in the corner. It wasn't all that bad untill Fyodor pulled out a bottle of vodka, seemingly out of thin air, and oh well, the rest is history!
Ok so, imagine this: Dazai danceing with Sigma was another one of his wierd ways of thinking (just like rolling on the ground) and Chuuya knows of this habit damn well. Now that they know Fyodor is alive they need another grand plan so this happens:
"Chuuya dance with me!" "Huh, what makes you think that I would ever wanna dance with you shitty mackerel?" "But how else am I supposed to think?" "Ugh, genius they say. I'm the only one who sees how stupid you are, I'm telling you, I'm cursed!" "Chuuya is no fun, if it were Kunikida kun I'd tell him it was good for the brain stimuly and he would've grabbed me by my waist immidiately." "Really, and would your Kunikida kun also succeed at pulling a vampire act on the anemic bastar as well?" "And look where that little plan of yours got us." "Oh, but you were so pleased with yourself back at the rooftop, YoU cAnNoT kiLl mE blah, blah, blah" "Chuuya is so childish!" "YOU CALL ME CHILDISH -" Dazai sits on the groud, ready to start rolling "Oh, fuck no, I can't go through this again!" Chuuya pulls Dazai up and they start danceing. Dazai immediately starts humming a tune. After just mare seconds the duo is in complete sync, after a few more seconds, their gazes are locked onto eachothers. While Dazai was hard at thinking, Chuuya unwillingly found himself analyzing each and every detail in his partner. Have his eyes always been this bright? Have his cheeks always been this pink? Chuuya is just about to fugure out wich song is Dazai humming when the mackerel in question stops abruptly. "I can't think, Chuuya is too distracting" "I LITERALLY DIDN'T SAY A WORD!"
I have a silly little headcanon that Chuuya loves biting Dazai. Dazai's been poking his cheek with the hopes of annoying him for the last 2 minutes? Bites his finger! Dazai is leaning down while talking to him to emphasize how much taller he is? Bites his nose! Dazai looks particularly gorgeous today and has been extra touchy like a cat that seeks attention? Chuuya meant to kiss him, he really did! But cuteness aggression got the best of him so he bit Dazai's cheek insted. When Dazai shows up at work with swollen and bleeding lips the ADA thinks he's just one of those people who bite their own lips to the point where it starts bleeding. In reality Chuuya just kissed him goodbye.
Here's the base I used for this in case anyone wants to draw their own pair or oc's.
If Asagiri doesn't give us a beach episode after this arc I'm suing him!
I love your college AU!
(Is it poly or are they just a friend group? /genq)
Aww thank you! I'm so happy and surprised by the attention and love it ended up receiving. As for your question, there is no poly involved. Both skk and fyolai are in their own respective relationships and Sigma is just fifth wheeling.
But when the world needed him most, he vanished...
I worship all forms of art, racoons and that one gravity fucker, ginger shorty.
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