Kai: We Need A Distraction.

Me to my brain:

CAN I BE ABLE TO VENT TO MY FRIENDS AND ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MY EMOTIONS AND MENTAL HEALTH???

My brain: no

Now write smut-

Okay, I get distracted way too much :/

Some random villain: How petty can you ninja get?

Kai: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Jay: it is 6am, I have had 0 hours of sleep, and I am running on random energy bursts

Jay: [slams head into blanket] WHY DOES LIFE HATE ME

Inspired by me being unable to sleep last night

HALLOWEEN PROMPT EXCHANGE

Wearing a pirate costume annoyed him, but he had to do it. For Jay. He was surprised his ghostly appearance hadn’t already gave him and the others away. But with the help of his ghost powers, he managed to steal a key and sneak away.

-*COLES POV*-

My ghostly glow covered the walls as I cautiously entered the quarters. As I was walking, I heard a creek, sending shivers throughout my body. I quickly jolted around, hoping to catch the person off guard. But there was no one. I slowly turned around thinking I could catch whoever was watching me. Again, no one.

I got tired of turning back and forth pretty quick so I simply just walked away. I walked over to the table with some weird potion on top of it. I had taken the top off of it when I heard a familiar yet weak voice.

“Cole? Is that you?”

“Jay! You’re okay!” I ran over to Jay. Once I got closer, I realised that he had an eyepatch over his eye.

“What happened to your eye?”

“I- Why are you dressed like a pirate?”

“Don’t worry about that,” I smiled at him. “Our friends are nearby. We’re gonna get you out of here.”

“Boy am I glad to see you,” his voice filled with relief as I released him from the chains around his ankle. “Cole, I’m sorry about keeping stuff from you. I should’ve told you that I-“

“And I should’ve been a better friend. Don’t worry,” I put my hand on his shoulder. “Save your strength. We can laugh about this when it’s all behind us.”

Headcanons because why not?

THIS WILL BE UPDATED WHENEVER I THINK OF HEADCANONS :)

MY AU! (Idk whether saying ‘my au’ is the right way to word it)

Lloyd is aroace and is fine with any/all pronouns.

Kai is a pansexual mess and Jay is a bisexual disaster.

Zane is questioning and doesn’t know too much about the LGBTQ+ community.

At first, Kai barely knew memes but after he met Jay, he became a meme lord and will randomly shout memes.

Jay can be on the other side of Ninjago and shout half a meme, and Kai would shout the other half back.

No one, not even Kai, knows Nya’s sexuality. Because she became the sea, they won’t get the chance to ask her :(

…..the Ninjago movie video game

Kinda fun but constantly having to save the city from my friends dad is just awkward

Kai: Is something burning?

Jay: Just my love for you

Kai:

Jay:

Jay: and the toaster

Kai: JAY-

Cole: Hey, Jay? Can I get some dating advice?


Jay: Just because I’m with Kai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Jay: [bursts through door] TECHNICALLY LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Kai: Jay what the fuck

Cole: Please explain before I lose brain cells trying to understand

Jay: LLOYD’S MORE ONI THAN HUMAN AND BECAUSE SENSEI WU HAS LIVED FOR SO LONG FROM BEING PART ONI, LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Lloyd and Zane: Technically he’s right

Kai: Jay, shut up

Spoilers for Voltron

BRO IM SAD I THOUGHT THAT KEITH WOULD RETURN IN ABOUT 3 EPISODES BUT NO HE RETURNS IN SEASON 6?!