After The Toaster Incident 1:

bruuuuu end meeee :(

Jay: A theif

Zane: Thief?

Jay: Theif

Zane: i before e except after c.

Jay: Thceif

Zane: No.

Okay, not a lot can make me wheeze. BUT THIS CAN HOLY SHIT I WHEEZED SO MUCH IM LITERALLY DYING IM COUGHING THAT HARD-

IM FINALLY NOT LATE!!!

Lloyd: I slept for 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.

Zane: Lloyd that’s a coma

Lloyd: Sounds festive

Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!

Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!

Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!

Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons

Jay:

Jay: [whispering] fsh

Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

Cole:

Jay:

Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!

Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!

Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?

Morro: I can be uncooperative

Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?

Morro:

Morro: no

Kai: So what’s for dinner

Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret

Cole: Your happiness? I need it

Kai: Your love? I want it

Jay: A room? Get one

Naomi: Hotel?

Lloyd: Trivago

Bit of context on pronoun situation-

Hi! You might have seen that my pinned post keeps changing bc of pronouns and/or gender/sexuality! I’ve been having some slight gender crisis’ recently and have been questioning my gender. I have (finally) figured out that I am 100% nonbinary! If my pinned post gets edited, it’s because I find pronouns that I don’t mind being used to describe me! Anyways, another thing I need to talk about is this:

transjay

Now, one of my accounts is named transjay.

“But Zen, you just said you were nonbinary!”

Yes. Nonbinary people like me can use the trans label if they want to/would feel more comfortable to. I tend to use it because it best describes my gender, transitioning to nb! I felt like I should clear that up! And, no I won’t be changing that name anytime soon.

Btw be prepared bc I got something big coming soon!

Headcanons because why not?

THIS WILL BE UPDATED WHENEVER I THINK OF HEADCANONS :)

MY AU! (Idk whether saying ‘my au’ is the right way to word it)

Lloyd is aroace and is fine with any/all pronouns.

Kai is a pansexual mess and Jay is a bisexual disaster.

Zane is questioning and doesn’t know too much about the LGBTQ+ community.

At first, Kai barely knew memes but after he met Jay, he became a meme lord and will randomly shout memes.

Jay can be on the other side of Ninjago and shout half a meme, and Kai would shout the other half back.

No one, not even Kai, knows Nya’s sexuality. Because she became the sea, they won’t get the chance to ask her :(

Kai: Is something burning?

Jay: Just my love for you

Kai:

Jay:

Jay: and the toaster

Kai: JAY-

Me to my brain:

CAN I BE ABLE TO VENT TO MY FRIENDS AND ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MY EMOTIONS AND MENTAL HEALTH???

My brain: no

Now write smut-

Sorry it’s a bit late!

After the toaster incident 2:

Jay: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Kai: What was that?

Jay: Remorse code

Kai: I’m even angrier now

My art for ninjago oc day

The one with brown hair: Naomi

The one with blue hair: Emily

Link to original lineart here