Mobius: Do we really need flowers?
Loki: Hell, yes. Stargazer flowers babe.
Old lady: How can I help you?
Loki: Hey so I'm getting married and would love to see what you have in way of stargazer lilies.
Old lady: Let me show you some photos.
*stars showing them*
Old lady: This is the sierra sunset and this is what we call beyond blue.
Loki: Thats gorgeous.
Old lady:Especially because we get them at the perfect time. Right before they open, so they're spectacular on your blessed day.
Loki: I bet. What do you think Mob?
Mobius: Yeah, I like the blue one's.
Loki: Yeah. Great.
Mobius: Yeah, Loki.
Old lady: Are you the best man?
Mobius*kind angel*:No I'm the grom? The official partner. We still haven't found the name.
Old lady:So you are...Homosexuals?
Loki: No, well he is. I just like having another man dick in my ass.
Old lady: I'm sorry, I'm afraid that we don't do buisness with your...
Loki*starting to get pissed*:With your what?
Old lady: We don't believe...
Loki: Finishing sentences grandma! Is that in what you don't believe in?
Mobius: Loki..
Old lady: Sodomy is a sin.
Loki: You know what else it's a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart.
Mobius*taking him out of the store*: Okay,yeah.
Loki:I'm going to sodomize you mere mortal. I will ruin you and your stupid fucking shop.
*After a fight*
Riven: Why are you so quite love?
Musa*pissed*:Oh so I'm too quiet now?
Riven: Huh?
Musa: I thought I'm LoUd, LoUd and guess what, LOUD!
Riven: Well babe, I couldn't really say beautiful, sexy and adorable, could I?
Musa:
Riven:
Musa:Come here you cute lil' shit.
Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.
Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?
Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.
Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.
Phastos: Jack, no.
Tecna: Have you ever liked someone before But too scared to say it?
Timmy: all the time.
Tecna: Same.
Timmy and Tecna: * awkard silence*
*Stella and Helia spying from a bush*
Stella: Their idiots!
Helia: Oh my god!
Both of them: Kiss already!
Situation 1: *Converstation after they graduate*
Stella: I Don’t know what im going to do without you. *bailling her eyes out*
Timmy: You’re the greastest friend that i ever had.*crying like a baby*
Situation 2: *After alfea and Red Fouitain, Stella tries to find a way to be a fashion designer*
Stella: Wish me luck!
Timmy: What for?
Stella: Im going to get one of those job things!
Situation 3: Stella trying to make Timmy go to Tecna and talk to her.
Stella: Go tell her she’s cute, what the worse that could happen?
Timmy: She could heard me.
Situation 4: * during test time*
Timmy: How can you not care about stuff?
Stella: Like this.
Situation 5: * when they go to dinner*
Stella: I just have to get dress.
Timmy: And that takes what? Just 6 or 7 minutes?
Stella: Yeah, once i figure out what i’m wearing.
Situation 6: * after the war of Alfea*
Stella: Oh my gob how cute is the on-call doctor.
Timmy: So cute that I’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.
Flora: Uhm... I...
Riven*seeing how it's going to end*: Fuck.
Flora: I love you.
Riven*whispering to her*: No that's too soon, you meet him this afternoon.
Flora*whispering back*: Oh, fuck. He looks scared.
Riven*whispering back*: Maybe you should have come prepared, like with something.
Flora*freaking out while whispering loudly*: A poem? A hike? Maybe a hug...
Riven*whispering calmly*: Let's go with the hug, Flo.
Flora*back to Helia*: I could've killed you and hang you with a rug.
Riven*whispering to her*: What the fuck? Did you just say that you're fucking psychotic maniac?
Helia: Uhm... I gotta go.
Flora *dying inside*: Ok, bye :)
I LOVE THIS!!
I couldn’t post it here since it was over 100 MB, so you can watch it there. .-.
Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.
Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.
Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...
Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.
Musa: Yeah, Riven is a cuddler too.
Stella *laughing: Oh really?
Riven: No, I’m not.
Stella: RIVEN IS A CUDDLER EVERYONE!
Riven: I hate you so much.
Stella: Whatever you’re a cuddler! How cute are you?!
Riven:I hate you with every hinch of my body.
Brandon: Babe ready for our gym day?
Riven: You work out!
Stella: It’s not as cute as your thing, dumbo. I win *droping the mic again*
A Winx Club season rewrite, but in my way, this is basically how I wanted FATE. I hope you guys enjoy it.
*After a shittie mission*
Riven *smashing shit*: That was FuCkInG eMbArAsSiNg!
*Stares at Helia*
Helia:Oh.. Uhmm I equally livid.
*Hitts accidenttaly the window*
Helia: Oh my god.
Brandon: Geez.
Riven*proud*: Good lad.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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