Mobius: Do We Really Need Flowers?

Mobius: Do we really need flowers?

Loki: Hell, yes. Stargazer flowers babe.

Old lady: How can I help you?

Loki: Hey so I'm getting married and would love to see what you have in way of stargazer lilies.

Old lady: Let me show you some photos.

*stars showing them*

Old lady: This is the sierra sunset and this is what we call beyond blue.

Loki: Thats gorgeous.

Old lady:Especially because we get them at the perfect time. Right before they open, so they're spectacular on your blessed day.

Loki: I bet. What do you think Mob?

Mobius: Yeah, I like the blue one's.

Loki: Yeah. Great.

Mobius: Yeah, Loki.

Old lady: Are you the best man?

Mobius*kind angel*:No I'm the grom? The official partner. We still haven't found the name.

Old lady:So you are...Homosexuals?

Loki: No, well he is. I just like having another man dick in my ass.

Old lady: I'm sorry, I'm afraid that we don't do buisness with your...

Loki*starting to get pissed*:With your what?

Old lady: We don't believe...

Loki: Finishing sentences grandma! Is that in what you don't believe in?

Mobius: Loki..

Old lady: Sodomy is a sin.

Loki: You know what else it's a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart.

Mobius*taking him out of the store*: Okay,yeah.

Loki:I'm going to sodomize you mere mortal. I will ruin you and your stupid fucking shop.

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3 years ago

*After a fight*

Riven: Why are you so quite love?

Musa*pissed*:Oh so I'm too quiet now?

Riven: Huh?

Musa: I thought I'm LoUd, LoUd and guess what, LOUD!

Riven: Well babe, I couldn't really say beautiful, sexy and adorable, could I?

Musa:

Riven:

Musa:Come here you cute lil' shit.


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3 years ago

Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.

Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?

Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.

Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.

Phastos: Jack, no.


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4 years ago

Tecna: Have you ever liked someone before But too scared to say it?

Timmy: all the time.

Tecna: Same.

Timmy and Tecna: * awkard silence*

*Stella and Helia spying from a bush*

Stella: Their idiots!

Helia: Oh my god!

Both of them: Kiss already!


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4 years ago

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 2 STELLA AND TIMMY.

Situation 1: *Converstation after they graduate*

Stella: I Don’t know what im going to do without you. *bailling her eyes out*

Timmy: You’re the greastest friend that i ever had.*crying like a baby*

Situation 2: *After alfea and Red Fouitain, Stella tries to find a way to be a fashion designer*

Stella: Wish me luck!

Timmy: What for?

Stella: Im going to get one of those job things!

Situation 3: Stella trying to make Timmy go to Tecna and talk to her.

Stella: Go tell her she’s cute, what the worse that could happen?

Timmy: She could heard me.

Situation 4: * during test time*

Timmy: How can you not care about stuff?

Stella: Like this.

Situation 5: * when they go to dinner*

Stella: I just have to get dress.

Timmy: And that takes what? Just 6 or 7 minutes?

Stella: Yeah, once i figure out what i’m wearing.

Situation 6: * after the war of Alfea*

Stella: Oh my gob how cute is the on-call doctor.

Timmy: So cute that I’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.


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3 years ago

Flora: Uhm... I...

Riven*seeing how it's going to end*: Fuck.

Flora: I love you.

Riven*whispering to her*: No that's too soon, you meet him this afternoon.

Flora*whispering back*: Oh, fuck. He looks scared.

Riven*whispering back*: Maybe you should have come prepared, like with something.

Flora*freaking out while whispering loudly*: A poem? A hike? Maybe a hug...

Riven*whispering calmly*: Let's go with the hug, Flo.

Flora*back to Helia*: I could've killed you and hang you with a rug.

Riven*whispering to her*: What the fuck? Did you just say that you're fucking psychotic maniac?

Helia: Uhm... I gotta go.

Flora *dying inside*: Ok, bye :)


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4 years ago

I LOVE THIS!!

I couldn’t post it here since it was over 100 MB, so you can watch it there. .-.

3 years ago

Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.

Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.

Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...

Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.


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4 years ago

Musa: Yeah, Riven is a cuddler too.

Stella *laughing: Oh really?

Riven: No, I’m not.

Stella: RIVEN IS A CUDDLER EVERYONE!

Riven: I hate you so much.

Stella: Whatever you’re a cuddler! How cute are you?!

Riven:I hate you with every hinch of my body.

Brandon: Babe ready for our gym day?

Riven: You work out!

Stella: It’s not as cute as your thing, dumbo. I win *droping the mic again*


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2 years ago

ARE WE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS?

A Winx Club season rewrite, but in my way, this is basically how I wanted FATE. I hope you guys enjoy it.

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3 years ago

*After a shittie mission*

Riven *smashing shit*: That was FuCkInG eMbArAsSiNg!

*Stares at Helia*

Helia:Oh.. Uhmm I equally livid.

*Hitts accidenttaly the window*

Helia: Oh my god.

Brandon: Geez.

Riven*proud*: Good lad.


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I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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