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Jack: Auntie can we play a snowball fight.
Thena: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Jack: What?
Thena: Like is there a point system or is it to death?
Gilgamesh: Uhm...Phastos, can you come here a second?
*Thena and Gilgamesh searching for Jack*
Thena: Jack,where are you?
Gilgamesh: Have any of you seen our nephew? Oh my god...
Thena: The mother adrenaline is kicking in! JACK!
Gilgamesh: I can see every equation!
Thena:Excuse me, have you seen him? Have you seen my nephew?
Random dude: How is he?
Thena and Gilgamesh: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.
Gligamesh: Thena, sweetie. Did you have to stab him?
Thena: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Gligamesh: I'm going to regret asking, but what did he said?
Thena: He said "what are you going to do, stab me?"
Gligamesh:Thena...
Thena: What, he asked me. That's is being polite.
Gilgamesh:Thena...
Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.
Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.
Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...
Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.
Ajax* calling to check out on them*: So how it been, is Thena distracted enough?
Gligamesh: Oh, yeah...
Ajax:What are you not telling me Gligamesh?
Gligamesh:Well, uhm... we need to change of location, she tried to set on fire the white house because of Trump, but in total accident i swear.
Ajax: Oh....
Thena: Gligamesh and I are so close, that we even share the thootbrush.
Gligamesh: We share what now?
Thena: The toothbrush, isn't that socially accepted?
Gilgamesh: Are you mad?
Thena:No.
Gilgamesh: So sharpening your knives at 3 am is just a hobby?