Tecna: Have you ever liked someone before But too scared to say it?
Timmy: all the time.
Tecna: Same.
Timmy and Tecna: * awkard silence*
*Stella and Helia spying from a bush*
Stella: Their idiots!
Helia: Oh my god!
Both of them: Kiss already!
i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back at the beginning of season two with no time jump at all and i would just say thank you. lucius could survive being thrown overboard due to the buoyancy of his wooden finger and i’d be like yup, makes perfect sense, no notes. i am willfully forgetting everything i’ve ever known for this show. i am not just suspending my disbelief, i am loading it into a cannon and blasting it to the heavens.
Situation 1: When they have a ball to attend. And some people talls to one of them about the kingdoms.
Layla: Where have you been?
Sky: Emotional hell.
Situation 2: When they think about their plan when they become king and queen from their respectives kingdoms.
Sky: Layla do you have a plan? * while doing push ups*
Layla: I Don’t even have a pla..* drinkinga healty drink*
Situation 3: When Sky had to deal with dark Bloom in season 2.
Sky: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
Layla: If you say that one more time, I’ll break up with you!
Situation 4: When Sky told Nabu that Layla was interesed at him, and that he should give up.
Layla: You idiot!
Sky: I’m sure you’re right But why?
Situation 5: When Sky helped Bloom with the baby room and he believed he was a decorator.
* in a serious meeting between kingdoms*
Sky: For the las time I’m a decorator!
Layla: You decorated you’re baby room and now you’re a decorator?
Sky: *nodds happly*
Layla: Ok. I went to the zoo yesterday.
Layla: Now I’m a koala bear.
Situation 6: When they had to attend to some wizard event.
Layla: Does this look like something a wizard girlfriend would wear?
Sky: I Don’t know. You might be the first one.
What happened when Sky became capitan of th squad.
Bloom: You really are going to win this thing, honey.
Sky:You really think so?
Bloom:Oh, god no.
Sky: Why?
Bloom:Everyone in Red Foutain hates you, I’m your girlfriend and If I could I wouldnt vote for you.
Stella: If i run and jump at Brandon, he will almost defently catch me.
Stella:*runs at Brandon*
Brandon: HONEYBUCKETS IM HOLDING COFFEE!
Brandon:*drops the coffee to catch Stella*
Brandon: Hey how did my phone break?
Timmy: Don't you remmember that you were drunk yesterday.
Brandon: And, every time in a party I get drunk.
Riven: Dude you threw it.
Brandon: Why?
Helia: You turned on airplane mode n kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU"
Brandon: And why did you guys didn't stop me?
Nabu: We were busy laughing our asses on.
Sky: I have it in film bro.
Stella: Erm, basically you, uh drive, for a mile and then if you want to be a nice person, open my amazon whislist and buy me things. You devil, I'm here assisting you.
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Musa: Listen bitch, you drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss is that your own problem not mine.
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Bloom: Have you ever thought that the car ride is like life, isn't that deep? Pleas turn left at the next intersection.
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Tecna: Car were made actually in Zenith year 24 you stupid. And here in Earth in 1886. So HA! Now great, you missed your exit. Fucking dumbass.
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Flora: Turn left after driving for 3 miles! Oh no, I am sorry! That was really bossy of me! I am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! I am so sorry, I get heated some times. Sorry.
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Layla: Hi, let's see you need to turn right and go to therapy men, because I heard that call and you need help. No shame on that dude.
Flora:Babe, If I like killed somebody, would...would you actually think I did? Would you rat me out to the cops.
Helia:I feel like there's a right answer here and I'm gonna get it wrong, yeah I would rat you out.
Flora: YoU WoUlD rAt mE oUt?
Helia:If you murder an innocent person...Yeah I would rat you out.
Flora:I thought we were supposed to be forever.
Helia: Could you just not kill anybody?
Flora:CoUlD yOu JuSt NoT kIlL aNyBoDy.
Brandon: So how did you know Riven was the one?
Musa: He looked at me at the way all women want to be looked at ..
Brandon: Aww.
Musa: With fear on his eyes.
Brandon:
Layla: Awww.
Helia: Oh, no. I lost my pen.
Flora: You can borrow mine.
Riven*dramatic*: I lost something once... I lost something I couldn't live without... my identity.
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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