*After A Fight*

Riven: We got this under control.

Musa:*gets a paper cut* Ouch,

Riven: *Panickes, crushes everything in their haste* OMG BABY, ARE YOU OKAY? YOU’RE BLEEDING! THATS IT WE ARE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL.

Musa: Riv, it’s just a paper cut.

Riven: OMG YOU’RE ALLUCINANTING. HONEY HOW MANY FINGERS DO I HAVE?

*Stella walks in reading a magazine and hits him with the magazine in the head*

Stella: Better?

Riven: Yeah...

Brandon:*follows Stella everywhere*

Stella: Ok, why the hell you keep following me?

Brandon: I been told to follow my dreams.

Stella:Oh...*awkard and proud smile*

Stella: FIne but don’t make noise I have a meeting in two minutes.

THIS ARE THE FUCKING BESTIES! THE BESTIES WE DESERVE!

Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao

Nabu: What's wrong?

Layla:Nothing.

Nabu:You're lying.

Layla:Why you need to know so bad?

Nabu: So I can cheer you up.

Layla:It's not your job to cheer me up.

Nabu:Yes, it is. Cheering you up is my job.

Layla:Well then you're fired.

Nabu: You cant fire me. I’m your boo.

*When Druig and Makkari started to date*

Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.

Makkari *signing*:What is that?

Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.

*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*

Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.

*they continue to laugh*

Thena: Kingo, please my make up.

Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.

Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..

*Sersie crying*

Ikaris: What happened?! Are you ok?!

Sersie *cleaning her tears*:Oh don't worry it's just the onions.

Ikaris:WHAT THE FUCK DID THE ONIONS SAID! TELL ME RIGH NOW!

Sky: I will not have my honour questioned by below me!

Riven: I’m not questioning your honour. I’m denying its existence.

Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate

Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks

Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things

Musa: You were hurt, what do you remmember?

Brandon: Just the ambulance, it was a really loud noice..

Riven: We didn’t take an ambulance Sky drove us.

Brandon: But im sure that i heard a siren.

Bloom: Yup, that siren was Stella.

Stella: Sorry I was scared...

- Brandon and Riven after a mision in a reunion with Saladin and Codatorta-

Brandon: I told you it was Riven who was smoking, But it was me who was smoking.I’m sorry.

Saladin: That was you?

Riven: And Codatorta you know that mail men you got fired, didn’t steal you’re playboys. Brandon did!

Brandon: Riven hasn’t captured anything in a year!

Riven: Well hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing,Brandon did!

Brandon: Riven and Musa got married at the Vegas. And got divorce again!

Riven: Brandon and Stella are living together!