Beowulf

I apologise for the person I am going to become

What if…what if I told you there’s a media that is everything I wanted Voltron to be?

I feel like I am sitting on forbidden knowledge rn

well IM eating sheet metal and you are missing out my friend

metal is so fucking good I'm eating it

DAN & PHIL TIT SPOILERS

This is my new prized possession 😭😭😭

(Better quality photo/scan uploading tomorrow)

NEVER GETTING OVER THIS SHOW!!!

Me when something Dropout related happens but none of my IRL friends watch it:

Ryan: We are not here to hurt you. We just want to communicate Shane: SCRATCH MY NIPPLES Ghosts: ... I think we have different definitions of communication

y’all give me a singular interaction on this post and I will submit one of my very best ghost stories to wearewatcher for the next too many spirits.

just had a guy declare he’d fight for me because I gave him some popcorn.

mercenaries seem to have to really gone down in price!

oh how existing is akin to screaming

pump up the volume

soil creature stew

Humans are more sensitive to petrichor than sharks are to blood. So, we obviously already hunted all the soil creatures to extinction. I imagine they made a good stew.