Me When Something Dropout Related Happens But None Of My IRL Friends Watch It:

and I’m giving them all the same issues as me!!! it’s like matching friendship bracelets!!!

I need all my favourite characters to be more unhinged.

And I know it's true, that visions are seldom what they seem

Cicada Jason.

Lady Macbeth

Lady Macbeth: I am a queen. *The king of Scotland existing* Lady Macbeth: I will be a queen.

okay no so apparently the church is just - like that. Yeah there’s fire hazards everywhere. There’s PowerPoint transitions. And you bet they’re not putting the words to the prayers they expect everyone to say into the little booklet they give you.

another benefit (?) to not being fully religious is my younger sister revealed that she had thought the whole ‘Jesus coming back to life’ was a metaphor this whole time.

I think one reason Goncharov worked so well is that on tumblr you’re regularly being subjected to fandoms you’re not in and media you’ve never seen. I assumed my mutuals all just got really into some movie that I had no interest in and scrolled right past for a solid week before realizing it wasn’t real.

just had a guy declare he’d fight for me because I gave him some popcorn.

mercenaries seem to have to really gone down in price!

Y’all my tumblr interaction pleading work - anyway if my story goes get featured on too many spirits - I swear I will make an entire new page/whatever on tumblr here for all my ghost and paranormal stories.

I’m manifesting!

On a hot air balloon, September 21st 1783

Sheep: Dear heavens, there is fire. What is happening. Rooster: Hey, hey, hey, watch this. Duck: Why are we here Sheep: WHY ARE WE FLOATING?!!! Why am I here?!!! *The sheep was chosen because it was believed to be a reasonable approximation of a human's physiology and psychology*

I imagine the rooster and duck were chosen because, presumably, birds would remain calm when flying in a hot air balloon.

Someone show me a rooster that has ever been calm.

my like primary school art teacher - like we were literal kids - was known to rip up art she didn’t like it front of whoever made it. I was victim to this a few times and it destroyed any growing interest in art I had lol

This is lovely advice.

wfa + textposts for funsies