Severus, Sniffling: Calm Down, I’m Probably Not Sick. It Might Just Be Allergies.

Lily: Severus, I think we have a problem.

Severus: What, the fire?

Lily: No, the- wait, what fire?

Severus: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

*******************Reversed Roles*****************

Severus: Lily, I think we have a problem.

Lily: What, the fire?

Severus: No, the- wait, what fire?

Lily: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Severus: I think my guardian angel drinks.

Sirius with a wand to Severus's head: What happens if I Avada you? Heaven?

Severus: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

is there any updates?

Yes! I've given a sneak peek of chapter 4 and I'll be posting (hopefully) the entirety of chapter 4 on Tuesday or Wednesday! There will definitely be a post by Wednesday, it's just a matter if I'll have it fully complete in time if not I just have to break chapter 4 into 2 parts! And I plan to post a chapter once a week on Tuesday or Wednesday!Let me know if there's anything else you'd like to know! 💙

I have so many photos of here u are, a half of my gallery is just here u are 😂

Severus: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Sirius: Not it!

James: Not it!

Severus: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

Important!!

I was wondering should I make it so they have more children than just harry? Like in Harry's timeline sev is either pregnant with teddy or he just had teddy? If some of you have played Hogwarts mystery then you about Chiara should she be one of their kids? Id make her the eldest because Hogwarts mystery timeline is during Harry's baby years. She would also be sev and moony's bio baby like how harry is sev and James's bio baby but then I think what about Sirius? He didn't have any children that I could make his and sev's so should I keep the Hogwarts mystery theme going and make Merula their child? Or do 'jacobs sibling' and have a y/n child? Harry is going to be the main child because he's the only one that traveled back in time, if I do that they'll have 4 kids Chiara (sev and moony's), Merula or y/n (sev and Sirius') (they'd probably be a year apart or maybe twins) harry (sev and James') and than teddy (sev and Remus') . Thoughts? I was thinking about it because I while writing,I thought about harry just randomly saying "*random sibling* would like this or they like that" and shocking them that they had more then just harry and so each have their own kid with sev (not that they love the other ones any less) let me know what you all think!

nah nah still too polite, FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS IF YOU BELIEVE MEN CANT BE RAPED OR ABUSED OR WEAR SKIRTS OR CRY OR ANY OF THAT SHIT, THEY ARE HUMANS NOT FUCKING ROBOTS

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Chapter 3

so I finally posted chapter 3 of Severus Snape, Harry Potter, and The Annoying Gryffindors. I think it is better than what I did for chapter 2 and we finally get some Lily action!

Regulus, barging in: Syphilis!

Severus:

Regulus:

Severus: Pardon?