Lily: Severus, I Think We Have A Problem.
Lily: Severus, I think we have a problem.
Severus: What, the fire?
Lily: No, the- wait, what fire?
Severus: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.
*******************Reversed Roles*****************
Severus: Lily, I think we have a problem.
Lily: What, the fire?
Severus: No, the- wait, what fire?
Lily: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.
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Severus:
Regulus:
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Severus: No.
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Regulus, Bellatrix, and Lucius:
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Translation
1. At first, Dumbledore considered the young man a “chessman”
2. An especially useful “piece” to take The Dark Lord down
3. But he ended up pouring too much love
4. And the “chessman” turned into a “human”, a kid he cared about
5. At last he let the kid used him as a “piece” to end the game
*Chess piece (棋子) rhymes with Kid (孩子) in Chinese
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Severus: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
Remus: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Severus: Your life?
Remus: I- well yes, but-
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