Severus: Alright, Which One Of Us Is Gonna Check Outside?

Narcissa: Hey Severus, do you have any hobbies?

Severus: Swimming..

Narcissa: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Severus: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Alright! Chapter one is done and up! The title is 'Severus Snape, Harry Potter and the annoying gryffindor's' (I couldn't think of a good title) anyway here's the link (please give me feedback)

Y'all remember that post of me wanting a sev x marauders baby harry time travel au? Yeah I'm making that shit now it's gonna be on ao3 I've already got most of chapter one done. It's set in their 4th year so shit's salvageable, I might make other fic's tied to it like a before and after, I really wanna make the playlist into fic's so I'll be adding that.

¿Would anyone read it?

Head Canons for the Slytherins in a little band

I imagine narcissa on the drums, sev as the singer, Lucius as lead guitar, Bellatrix as rhythm guitar (and when it's not need she does the keyboard) and Regulus as base. Also lily is their manager.

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They switch around if need.

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The others sometime sing a song and several other does small parts, when that happens

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Severus never play the drums, he doesn't like to play them and he's not that good at it

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The girls and Severus write the songs while reg and Lucius give suggestions (like what it could or should be about)

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The tend to write and sing about how they feel or things they experienced, a few songs they made just for fun like a joke a nice break from pouring their emotions out

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The name of their band is 'death eaters' (does it sound better as 'the death eaters' or give suggestions)

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If the song is about someone and don't want that person, they make sure the lyrics don't directly point that person out.though sometimes they don't care and decide to taunt that person in the song

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Some songs just one member writes and will make sure the others like it before they completely finish it (the others ALWAYS like it)

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They love each other like family and each of them have written a song for/about one another

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Because Severus usually doesn't have an instrument Lucius likes making up dances for Severus to do

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If sev is feeling extra he'll jump and dance on some of the tables, especially if the song is about someone, then he'll jump on that persons table and make sure to point that person out.

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Their outfits sorta match and always has something representing Slytherin

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Sev puts his hair up sometimes, he always has some in the front out so he still has a curtain of hair to hide behind

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Narcissa and Bellatrix are usually the ones to sing along with sev

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I'll post what I imagine their outfits looking like

Severus: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Lucius: ... Your what?

Severus: My friends.

Regulus: Are he's saying “friends”?

Narcissa: I think he's being sarcastic.

Bellatrix: No, no, no, this is delirium, he cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Severus! All of your friends are in this room.

James: Severus... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Severus: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

James: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Regulus, turning to Lucius: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

Severus: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Lily: Only if you also don't ask why

Lily: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Severus:

Lily:

Severus: This one is fine

Severus: Look, Bellatrix, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

Severus: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

Ok so I was think y'all might want to know where to read some of the best yoai manga and such, I also have some recommendations

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Receptioning the newcomers is a task for YuYang, and he ends up helping the unsociable and towering LiHuan, the kind of person that does everything to be disliked. But after better knowing each other, he discovers that the giant isn't that bad of a person at all...

🔞Make me bark-

Sungjoon's not doing great, but life is looking up. His job at the convenience store pays enough for him to afford his own place. A tiny, smelly, and laughably cheap place, but he loves it. He loves it right up until he walks home and finds it on fire.

Unfortunately, things get worse as he realizes he doesn't know anyone in the city who can help. Wait, no... that's not right. Actually, he does know Lee Hyo-in. A rich kid from his university who is, coincidentally, looking for a roommate. Well, not a roommate. More of a... dog.

🔞Love is an illusion-

Hye-sung spent his entire life believing he was an Alpha, the top of the genetic lottery. But his world is flipped upside down when he finds out he isn’t an Alpha, but a lowly Omega. After this revelation, he continuously crosses paths with Dojin, an Alpha who can’t stand Omegas. Take a step into the omegaverse and find out what it is that makes their pulses race and their bodies go wild.

Vampire heart-

A high school boy crosses paths with a hungry vampire who ends up enrolled in his school and entangled in his heart.

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Dokyung who happened to run into Hajin, whose clothes and lips were covered with blood, ran away in surprise, but gets caught. In this moment of danger, a cat appears and thanks to that, Dokyung runs away from Hajin and frees himself safely.

In the next day, Dokyung, who was still upset over the things that happened the day before, runs into Hajin by chance again. In the end, as he got caught by Hajin again, he reveals his name and even his class number, Dokyung returns to his own dormitory while shaking in nervousness....

But what's this? His dorm roommate was changed to Hajin?!

Angel buddy-

At first he thought his "abilities" were limited to seeing the average ghost here and there, but one day he witnesses a real life angel floating in midair and staring at him. ... Sooho's had many a ghost follow him around in his short life, but he's never had to take care of an angel...

Cherry blossoms after winter-

From living under the same roof to then being classmates?!

Ever since his parents passed away, Haebom has been living in Taeseong’s house. And now, being a 12th grader, he enters the same class as Taeseong, which makes the whole situation way more awkward. Living together 24/7, Taeseong and Haebom's relationship is bound to change.

Salad days-

This is the story between a young innocent ballet boy and a passionate, determined boxing boy. The two met at the children's palace, and since then, they have grown up together supporting each other. May there be hardships, may there be obstacles, yet they never stopped pursuing their dreams. The beauty of the salad days is the sweat from the hard work and the bonding of friendship. Although they have completely different paths set up for them, what never changes is their beautiful friendship...

Unintentional love story-

I can't find a summary

🔞Okubyoumono ni I Love You-

Due to his scary face, Shougo has been alone since entering university. But unexpected events lead him to become close with Hina, from the same university. Shougo, elated at the fact he's become friends with the cool and kind Hina, finds out that Hina breaks out into hives when people treat him with affection - a "love allergy"?!

Also they updated here u are!

All of those can find on mangahasu!

You can also find female X male it's not just m X m