Some Kids In My Math Class Were Talking Abt Crushes And Shit And I Asked Them Yknow, What’s The Feeling,

If I ever date again I'd want to date another aspec because they'd understand where I'm coming from about how confusing and ultimately unimportant trying to define relationships are. I could say "this is my partner and we're dating" but what does that mean? We don't share romantic feelings for one another, we may or may not have sex, we aren't romantic or platonic, we refer to each other as "partner" because that's the best and easiest identifier. We care for one another but there is no real way to define our feelings and I don't think it would be necessary either as long as we can look at each other and say "I am choosing to be here with you regardless".

This might be my favorite submission so far

HELP ÉOMER SHOVED ARAGORN AND LEGOLAS IN A TOYOTA SIENNA AND HAULED THEM TO HELMS DEEP

I don’t even know how to explain how much this post means to me I straight up cried laughing the first time I saw it and it still makes me laugh every time I see it. it’s been months

as a country kid who later lived in the city, and who is also non-binary, I can confidently say that i am in fact, the source of authority on which song vibe and which do not

You give a knight a phone with the tumblr app installed and he makes an account and immediately follows the urls king.tumblr.com and queen.tumblr.com and then he accidentally drops the phone in a muddy creek

Chapter 4: TYSON PLAYS WITH FIRE

“Yeah but, he’s already done that once in this book and seemed no worse for wear,” Will reminded Percy before he could get too worked up with worry again, not that he really had back in his school. Percy definitely seemed to have some instinct about Tyson.

“Kind of catchy though, Tyson the guy on fire,” Alex said in a flashy tone of voice.

“You and my mom can start a book club,” Percy snorted.

“Percy, a book club isn’t-” but Magnus stopped himself and shook his head as Alex looked way to excited about the prospect.

Mythologically speaking, if there’s anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it’s bulls.

“Ironic since your dad loves them,” Will pointed out.

“He can deal with all of them from now on then,” Percy huffed.

Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls.

“Be grateful it wasn’t three?” Jason offered.

“Thanks,” Percy snorted.

And not just regular bulls—bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn’t bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.

“There is way to much fire going on in this book,” Magnus frowned.

“I’m sure the monsters will tone it down and switch to cotton balls if we ask nicely,” Percy sighed.

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how come people only like ur things instead of reblogging

theyre sick fucks. we should kill them

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

im sure hytale is going to be great but did they have to keep minecrafts art style? the only thing that looks good in minecrafts art style is… minecraft.