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HELP ÉOMER SHOVED ARAGORN AND LEGOLAS IN A TOYOTA SIENNA AND HAULED THEM TO HELMS DEEP

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THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

(Will and Nico are shopping)

Will: Nico go get the buggy

Nico, very confused: They still make those?

Will: Um, yes...

Nico: But we have cars and buggies have been out of fashion for like a hundred years

Will: ...

Will: I meant shopping cart

Nico: Then why didn't you say shopping cart?

Will: 'Cause it's called a buggy

Nico: I have never heard anyone call it a buggy.

Will: That's because you speak Yankee English.

Nico: You're just messing with me

Will: LEO! Help me!

Leo: Hey Will what do you need?

Will: Is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Leo: A buggy

Will: See it's a buggy I spoke clearly

Nico: Are you sure you aren't pranking me?

Will: Ask literally any Southern demigod

Nico: Okay Annabeth is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Annabeth: Shopping cart

Will: WHAT NO

Nico: You ARE pranking me!

Wil: I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM VIRGINIA

Annabeth: I am it's a shopping cart

Will: You've spent too much time around Percy I'm going to have to Southernize you

Annabeth: Percy, is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Percy, only hearing the last word: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stroller

Annabeth, Will, Nico, and Leo: !?!?!?!?

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain did you hear what I said?

Percy: Yes

Annabeth: No you didn't. Is it a shopping cart or a buggy?

Percy: Oh a shopping cart

Will: Good he's not insane

Percy: You could put your groceries in a stroller tho

Leo: I am totally doing that next time I go to the store

happy birthday to my favorite ghost puppeteer.

mr. very gay di angelo

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

Nico is an antique ring collector. He has them all in a small velvet box. He only wears them in special occasions.

Yes, Spain!!!!

Will: We all have our demons.

Will, grabbing Nico: This one’s mine.

This might be my favorite submission so far

he has been so very normal <33

double trouble!

+ individuals

i loveeee reblogging. there is no such thing as too much reblogging. reblog everything. makes you smile? reblog. makes you chuckle? reblog. makes you sigh and say aloud to no one in particular "i'm gonna kill myself"? reblog.

(for the purposes of this poll, order of pronouns doesn't indicate preference)

Yes there are 64 genders and every time this is reblogged we add 3 more to piss off the transphobes

if streaming services don’t want people to skip the intro they need to start prioritizing intros that people like watch

cutlery is a dangerous word one slip up and larry fucking gets it

the transgendered are promoting evil harmful ideas such as LIKING YOUR BODY and NOT WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF

The amount of people who says "I'm not gay, but..." or "No homo" is proof enough that society needs to know the difference between sexual attraction, romantic attraction, aesthetic attraction and a simple compliment.

Send me a tip

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

Chapter 4: TYSON PLAYS WITH FIRE

“Yeah but, he’s already done that once in this book and seemed no worse for wear,” Will reminded Percy before he could get too worked up with worry again, not that he really had back in his school. Percy definitely seemed to have some instinct about Tyson.

“Kind of catchy though, Tyson the guy on fire,” Alex said in a flashy tone of voice.

“You and my mom can start a book club,” Percy snorted.

“Percy, a book club isn’t-” but Magnus stopped himself and shook his head as Alex looked way to excited about the prospect.

Mythologically speaking, if there’s anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it’s bulls.

“Ironic since your dad loves them,” Will pointed out.

“He can deal with all of them from now on then,” Percy huffed.

Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls.

“Be grateful it wasn’t three?” Jason offered.

“Thanks,” Percy snorted.

And not just regular bulls—bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn’t bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.

“There is way to much fire going on in this book,” Magnus frowned.

“I’m sure the monsters will tone it down and switch to cotton balls if we ask nicely,” Percy sighed.

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Percy: Annabeth and I are having a baby.

Nico: That's gre-

Percy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Just thinking about how Jason is loved by Camp Jupiter, Percy is loved by Camp Half-blood, and Nico is loved by troglodytes and a Titan.

why not?

is anyone else scared

every show about teenagers should have an on site consultant aged 14-18 who looks over the script and says we would not fucking say that

I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that's healthy and okay. It's not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually

just like me fr

fuck me this girl could never be a responsible adult that does shopping and not almost have a panic attack and make eye contact with others and not pretend to check an imaginary shopping list on her phone in an attenpt to hide the fact that making eye contact or conversing with a general member of the public feels like being spun round a bunch of times and told to find where north is while someone plays the trumbone directly in your face