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Chapter 4: TYSON PLAYS WITH FIRE

“Yeah but, he’s already done that once in this book and seemed no worse for wear,” Will reminded Percy before he could get too worked up with worry again, not that he really had back in his school. Percy definitely seemed to have some instinct about Tyson.

“Kind of catchy though, Tyson the guy on fire,” Alex said in a flashy tone of voice.

“You and my mom can start a book club,” Percy snorted.

“Percy, a book club isn’t-” but Magnus stopped himself and shook his head as Alex looked way to excited about the prospect.

Mythologically speaking, if there’s anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it’s bulls.

“Ironic since your dad loves them,” Will pointed out.

“He can deal with all of them from now on then,” Percy huffed.

Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls.

“Be grateful it wasn’t three?” Jason offered.

“Thanks,” Percy snorted.

And not just regular bulls—bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn’t bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.

“There is way to much fire going on in this book,” Magnus frowned.

“I’m sure the monsters will tone it down and switch to cotton balls if we ask nicely,” Percy sighed.

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general courtesy is to send an ask to the person you rb from

1. which character do you think would either be your best friend or fucking hate you irl

2. which character looks the coolest?

3. who would you like to see more fanart/fic of?

4. what couple/relationship/character inspires you to create content

5. whose powers would you want to have?

7. which two characters that have never/barely interacted would be best friends or dating in your mind if given the circumstances?

8. specific headcanon for a character?

9. what do you think [a character] would do after all their adventures end?

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

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fuck me this girl could never be a responsible adult that does shopping and not almost have a panic attack and make eye contact with others and not pretend to check an imaginary shopping list on her phone in an attenpt to hide the fact that making eye contact or conversing with a general member of the public feels like being spun round a bunch of times and told to find where north is while someone plays the trumbone directly in your face

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just found a file with all of my yr5-7 poetry and I’m starting to wonder why I didn’t read lose I was aroace sooner cause only one of them is about love which I only wrote bc I was told I had to

and even it’s just barely qualifies as a love poem, as in the word ‘love’ could just be replaced with ‘friendship’ and it’d make just as much sense