As A Country Kid Who Later Lived In The City, And Who Is Also Non-binary, I Can Confidently Say That

Bearer of the curse*

*consequences of my own actions

new twitter migrants users be like gougar outside the tent

Some kids in my math class were talking abt crushes and shit and I asked them yknow, what’s the feeling, what’s it like. And they described it as “weird” and “stressful” like??? Why put yourself through that that doesn’t sound fun

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

You give a knight a phone with the tumblr app installed and he makes an account and immediately follows the urls king.tumblr.com and queen.tumblr.com and then he accidentally drops the phone in a muddy creek

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

Just thinking about how Jason is loved by Camp Jupiter, Percy is loved by Camp Half-blood, and Nico is loved by troglodytes and a Titan.

I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that's healthy and okay. It's not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually

100% Yes, but he definitely changed one flower/sun/whatever on each ear to be black just for Nico

will solace definitely has piercings going all the way up his ears and they’re all done by hermes campers. he wears thin, long chain earrings with stars or suns on the ends of them for his firsts and just normal circular studs or golden flowers for his seconds and thirds. The cartilage piercings are all just thick gold and are either plain or have small intricate swirls and designs.