A Sad Little Shitpost Because Why Not! :)

Jarvis, show me the link to the ao3 fic.

Lute fanart inspired by that Lucifer renaissance painting :)

A finished seb

I tried to practice backgrounds with this one :p

Kept this in my notes for a while, but here’s my submission to space Australia on how aliens actually value their humans

Alien: human, what do you do in your free time

Human: play with the bros

Alien: but how? Theyare light years away

Human: we hop on discord and play games with eachother or watch movies

Alien: interesting

1 year later, an alien is invading their spaceship

Alien: Human be careful, we need you alive

Human: hey don’t worry about it

Alien invader comes across them with their human

Alien 2: we have come to take your ship!

Human 2: Hell yeah!

Human1: that voice… Josh? Bro! I haven’t seen you in years, it’s me alex

Human 2: Bro?… I didn’t know you were in this job too-

Human 1: hell yeah! It’s got so many benefits. Man I’ve been waiting years to meet you irldude

Human 2: couldn’t have said it better myself bro!

Alien 1: so uhh… since our humans know eachother. Instead of raiding our ship, we could ally with eachother so our humans could spend more time together.

Alien 2:…. Sure whatever makes them happy, uh, sorry about this. If knew they were friends I would’ve took another ship

Alien 1: it’s alright, humans are complex and weird. It’s only natural to want them to have the best life they can here.

Alien 2: guess you’re right

Human 1:Bro

Human 2:Bro!

Human 1: Bro!

Both humans in synch: BRO!

Superman: talking to Batman is like talking to a brick wall, if that brick wall is somehow 10x smarter than you and has trust issues

Batman:*glares*

Superman: SEE-

Ao3 is down so here’s a shitpost of venom

Arés: The helmet stays on during sex!

Aphrodite: Babe I don’t care if you have a baby face, I think it’s adorable~

Arés: …you don’t?

Aphrodite: nope

My name would just be gone. Disappear. My online name would be ‘CH’ lol

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

Radiostatic drawing dump woooo

Also an animatic of the first one here:

Epic but everything’s the same except Athena raised ares as her little brother