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Reblog if you are a die-hard Assassin's Creed fan

Flaws and all, no matter what.

Me: OMG ASSASSINS CREED 3 IS AMAZING CNOSNCKD

Me after finishing the game 24 hours later: lol Satan is that you?

christmas at the Kenways

Edward: now Connor, what would you rather have; a bottle of gin or half a bottle of vodka?

Connor: I don’t- wait, half a bottle?

Edward: It was a long travel. 

Haytham: *walks in* Who wants some cooki- ARE YOU GIVING HIM ALCOHOL AGAIN?! FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FATHER,  HE’S 10!  

Edit:

optionally some years later:

Edward: Rum or brandy?

Connor: Charles Lee

Edward: uhm, okay… can I get him at the liquor store?

Henry: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Evie : Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Jacob: Smad.

Henry: I don't understand why people like sleeping so much.

Jacob: It's a free trial of death.

The floor is bringing Desmond back

The floor is a Connor Kenway Sequel

when i was a young man…

Triple Whammy

Charles: How was the mission, sir? Are your hands okay?

Haytham: Things became rather messy. Went well though.

Charles: Well you deserve a break sir. Here’s some sandwiches for lunch.

Haytham: Thank you, Charles.

Connor: Father…

Connor: Looks like a pile of dead bodies had been gathered at the docks.

Connor: No one has seen the murderer. But I saw you. I guess…

Connor: You could say you got caught red handed.

Connor: Owww.

Connor: You just gave me a…

Connor: Knuckle Sandwich.

Ziio: How could this happen… What are you doing?

Haytham: Lighting a bomb…

Ziio: HAYTHAM NO!

The fuck you looking at? Keep scrolling

@isle-of-hot-ass-men this took way too long but it is finally here!

(”There” is the cementery just to let you know)

I did not do anything for Desmond’s birthday and then I got this ask and I made it into angst, sorry.

Did ya brohooties remember that Francisco Randez ever sing the song "Avant" in a band? That's a frickin sexy song

OMG I had no idea he was in a band!

What's your favorite assassins creed game besides 1

I’m still waiting for it

me

It makes me laugh when I go through the EzioLeo tag and Leonardo is the shorter one.

Because historically speaking, Leonardo was tall and fucking ripped. There’s a story from when he lived in Milan that he could twist an iron horse shoe with his bare hands.

But

He also dressed almost exclusively in rose colored clothing.

So image this tall, handsome dude, smarter than anyone else at the time and he dressed head to toe in pink.

Man, I love Leonardo da Vinci.

Get Photoshop away from me

Boi that burns

Hair by Domirine

I am fangirling so hard. Ubisoft totally ships Ezio/Leo

In 1476 Leonardo Da Vinci was arrested for sodomy at the age of 24 with a 17 year old.

Assassins Creed: 2 was set in the year 1476 and Ezio was 17

afternoon by fukkafyla

strong female characters in assassin’s creed

semi-strong female characters

characters that satisfy nun fetishes 

Malik’s Kitchen Part 13

I'm laughing so bad

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

I can't

I totally had to make this I’m not sorry~ Watch with the music X”D

In homage of another post on tumblr XD

X”D ROFL trippy U: But this is based on the post I saw today X”D Mine is alittle slower but oh well, I think it goes better with my gif, thats just me

I had to make this because… damn I’ve been getting into Assassin’s Creed lately and Idk why I just wanted to do it with Altair X”DD

So yes X”D I hope you guys enjoy!

I’m sure Cesare would take care of him in a much more graphic fashion if he ever discovered Leonardo’s treachery but then again he might consider the hanging a nice throwback. I’m not sorry

“Many, many unexpected visits. And I don’t think they’ll cease anytime soon…

or at least, I hope not.” //chuckles//

Pure gold

My mom watched 'The road to el dorado' with me...

Mom: “So…why did you want to watch that movie with me so ba-”

*Tulio and Miguel enter the show*

Mom: “Ohhh… I get it. Because they are gay. Right?" 

Yeah. This randomly happened and I think they’d react this way. 

It was rumoured that Di Vinci could bend a horse shoe... imagine him punching someone round the face holy moly (is pay to see him do that to Vieri lol)

one punch di vinci

I swear to God I was just reading the Underworld novel and this came up. HAHAHA I JUST HAD TO.

So, this will be a short one dad… uh, something to remember me by if things go South; if I don’t make it out of the Temple today. I’ve tried to be optimistic about all this, but I- I just can’t. I think spending all this time in Connor’s memories has made me anxious. I mean his story is painful in so many way. Still he never lost hope, even when his faith in others eroded.

I can only believe that we are doing is the right thing, that I can stop this disaster…I know this… I mean the technology is there, waiting for us to use it. I’m the first piece of the puzzle. Something in my genes, or my memories, some final piece of code to switch the whole thing on… that’s why I’m here. That’s why they’ve brought me here.

Only, um… I- I don’t know what I’ll have to give up in return. My sanity? My life? It’s impossible to say. I do know this… our battle with the Templars will not be over. Whatever is inside that temple is not an ending. It’s just another chapter in this- this endless story. And it’ll be your job… and mom’s, and- and Shaun’s and Rebecca’s to keep turning the pages.

You know I- I keeping thinking about something Orson Welles once said… something like If you… if you want a happy ending, it all depends on where you stop telling your story. So maybe… maybe that’s the answer. Maybe that’s how people keep marching forward.

If you something goes wrong in there, Dad… something happens to ME… when you tell my story years from now… please tell them the one about how I lost my way, and then I found it again, just in time to save the world. And- and- just… end it there. That will keep everyone smiling.

Goodbye Dad. Say hello to mom. Tell her I love her, okay? Tell her I- I love you both… I love you both.