Did Ya Brohooties Remember That Francisco Randez Ever Sing The Song "Avant" In A Band? That's A Frickin

Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.

i’m gonna have one big Good Omens summer this year and no one is going to stop me...

reading Good Omens book (/•_•)/

(re)watching Good Omens tv \(•_•\)

reading Good Omens fanfics (/•_•)/

reading Good Omens metas \(•_•\)

finding Good Omens fan arts on Tumblr (/•_•)/

finding Good Omens fan arts on Twitter \(•_•\)

listening to Good Omens book on radio (/•_•)/

listening to Good Omens fan playlists \(•_•\)

Sef: Why does mom wear makeup?

Altaïr: To look pretty.

Sef: But she’s already pretty.

Altaïr: Aww.

Sef: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Im a cop now

*fades back into fanfiction like derek hale fades into darkness*

Crowley: Yo, angel! I have a plan!

Aziraphale, not really listening, turning the page: Yes, my dear?

Crowley, vv excites: IM GOING TO TAPE KNIVES TO THE ROOMBA AND RELEASE IT IN HELL!!

Aziraphale looking up in panic as he sees Crowley running after the Roomba: CROWLEY NO

Henry: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Evie : Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Jacob: Smad.

Reblog if you are a die-hard Assassin's Creed fan

Flaws and all, no matter what.

When someone in the squad does some dumb shit, so yall gotta do it too.