Henry: Is There A Word That's A Mix Between Angry And Sad?

Torture is a real kitty sleeping soundly on Leonardo da Vinci’s bed and me, trapped behind a rope I dare not cross. 🐈❌🐾

Aziraphale: you want to go upstairs?

Crowley: sure

Aziraphale: do you have protection?

Crowley: *voice cracking* who’s up there??

Person: are you okay?

Me: yes

My brain:

The band of Russians

Boi i cant

I really don’t remember if I loaded this or not but I just found it again. Trust me, it’s a gem.

I am fangirling so hard. Ubisoft totally ships Ezio/Leo

In 1476 Leonardo Da Vinci was arrested for sodomy at the age of 24 with a 17 year old.

Assassins Creed: 2 was set in the year 1476 and Ezio was 17

Ho damn

She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.

Crowley: Yo, angel! I have a plan!

Aziraphale, not really listening, turning the page: Yes, my dear?

Crowley, vv excites: IM GOING TO TAPE KNIVES TO THE ROOMBA AND RELEASE IT IN HELL!!

Aziraphale looking up in panic as he sees Crowley running after the Roomba: CROWLEY NO

It was rumoured that Di Vinci could bend a horse shoe... imagine him punching someone round the face holy moly (is pay to see him do that to Vieri lol)

one punch di vinci

I can't