Get Photoshop Away From Me

“I dont remember them having food in the room.”

Triple Whammy

Charles: How was the mission, sir? Are your hands okay?

Haytham: Things became rather messy. Went well though.

Charles: Well you deserve a break sir. Here’s some sandwiches for lunch.

Haytham: Thank you, Charles.

Connor: Father…

Connor: Looks like a pile of dead bodies had been gathered at the docks.

Connor: No one has seen the murderer. But I saw you. I guess…

Connor: You could say you got caught red handed.

Connor: Owww.

Connor: You just gave me a…

Connor: Knuckle Sandwich.

Ziio: How could this happen… What are you doing?

Haytham: Lighting a bomb…

Ziio: HAYTHAM NO!

Im a cop now

Me: I should study.

Brain: Look! Your favorite blogger wrote a 30k word post saying why your OTP is canon!

Me: What! Where?

Brain: Tumblr! Also, don’t forget to look up your OTP and read all the fanfiction you come across. And, make sure you see all of those juicy edits and crack videos. And when you’re done, go to Netflix and re-watch the series so you could never forget how amazing it is.

Me: But I need to-

Brain: Silence.

*inhales* BOI

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