TFW You’re A Grown-ass Woman With A Paycheck That You Can Spend On Otome Games, But You’re Also A

Well, damn. As someone who is also independent af (and has gotten dumped for “not needing [the person] enough”, who was raised by a mom who told me not to rely on any “shitty fucking boys”, I can appreciate that.

Don’t you dare make me a Barbatos stan.

Don’t --

Aw, fuck. You did it.

You know whats sexy? Barbatos. Barbatos is sexy. You know how?

Because hes the type of man that could care so deeply about you but is still so fiercely independent. He doesnt need you. He wants you. And to be wanted by someone is the best feeling. He'd make you feel save and ache for more, tease you and leave you yearning.

But above all else, he would never lose himself and what he stands for, for someone, and that, to me, is sexy as hell.

(you must read this book, it is not optional)

sometimes the notification box on posts forgets how to be a functional element of a web page and just starts cramming actual posts from my blog into itself, engulfing the notes and eating them alive i guess

So I have this headcanon.

Whenever I read a fanfic that says “MC” instead of being written in the first or second person, I do not picture my MC. I picture Dolly Parton.

1) Because I am pretty sure she is a literal angel.

2) Because she would have those demon boys eating out of the palm of her hand in thirty seconds flat.

Dolly X Diavolo OTP

And I love them both.

“Justin Bieber”

I am dying. I am deceased.

Also, petition to call our gluttonous one Clyde from now on. It makes me think of the big Clydesdale horses, which absolutely are the Beels of the horse world.

Old trend, but I let my Mom guess the brother's names

I gave her a tiny hint, "they don't have Japanese names."

I’m bi and probably not 100% the target demographic, but it doesn’t necessarily bother me that there aren’t dateable ladies in the game. I can play Arcana to hang out with my big tiddy GF Portia, I don’t need every game to cater to everything I like. That being said, we hear about other female characters in passing - witches other than Maddi, I think some succubi maybe? I think it would be cool to develop some characters like that in-game. Maybe an older witch gives us some lessons in magic, or we take Luke to hang out with Madame Scream to make some macarons, or team up with a succubus to prank Asmo, or maybe we go find the little girl Mammon takes care of in the human world and take her on a playdate with Little D. No. 2? Even if they’re not big characters, it would flesh out the world and be a good foil to the main characters we’re romancing (or adopting, in the case of Luke lol).

okay i'm gonna say it. to have one of the only female characters that appear in the game dead and the other, Maddi, who is a human witch, be obsessive and make most of the characters uncomfortable on multiple occasions does not look all too good for the game. just because it is an otome game does not mean that there can't be any female characters portrayed in a good light. i've had a problem with this for a while but didn't really say anything about it since it is an otome game after all, and i felt like as a queer (lesbian, nb) fan i have never been their target demographic to begin with.

i just felt like finally saying something since i haven't really seen anyone talk about it.

Yes yes which of the brothers with abs that cut steel is the flabbiest?

(I ask, as I stuff another piece of pizza into my gaping maw)

I'm taking a hit out on Satan for the sheer DISRESPECT

If Elliot Page isn’t Sexiest Man Alive 2021 I will cut a bitch.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

My two current game obsessions.

INJECT IT RIGHT INTO MY VEINS

Another random Twitter doodle, Satan as Louis from AfterL!fe!

Me encanta!

If I could draw I’d do Obey Me x my birthplace in Appalachia. Which would be camo pants and a black tank top from Walmart with Tweety Bird and the slogan “Hot Bitch” bedazzled on the front. Also the twins would be fistfighting Mammon for trying to tip a cow, and Asmo would be on one of those portable stripper poles you can attach to the hitch of a truck. Lightweight Satan would be passed out from attempting to drink moonshine. Levi would be failing at Duck Hunt, and Lucifer is just cleaning his gun, muttering under his breath.

Someone please do this. I’m very glad not to live there anymore, but I have a big ole soft spot for glorious, unpretentious trash.

I was born in Ayacucho, this is the clothes that people use in carnivals in Ayacucho.

This is Obey me x Ayacucho's carnivals? Idk! But i love the clothes of my birthplace!