A Good Mango Smoothie Can Save Your Life A Little

Just got a DVD player for my laptop! I'm gonna check out so many DVDs from my university's library

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

my plan for 2025 is to do things

🎶 How do you like your eggs in the morning?🎶

With all of the money in the cash register.

Recently showed Pinocchio (1940) to my partner and it was delightful to see how much they hated Jiminy Cricket. They said that he was the "Jar-Jar Binks of the movie" and would have "overturned democracy if given the chance."

I have a very small Spotify account and I think it says something about the state of the world that a song of mine whose primary lyrics are "we're all gonna die" got streamed wayyyyy more than usual this month.

dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck

I like making random noises at my dog and watching her turn her head in confusion. I just know she's thinking "what the hell is this idiot doing" and I think that's beautiful.

FAFSA

Worst dog name, go.

Me, 14, at school wearing a dress with a HUGE petticoat and matching makeup and accessories: Wow it's crazy that no one knows I'm queer! Everyone just looks at me and goes "straight" cause I'm so ultra-femme. Wild

An ancient Roman soothsayer would be frothing at the mouth at this.