I Have A Very Small Spotify Account And I Think It Says Something About The State Of The World That A

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

I've been worried ever since I was born

Vulture!!! They're my favorite :)

pssttt if you see this post tell me what your favorite bird is

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

You're either slutting with me or slutting against me.

Me, 14, at school wearing a dress with a HUGE petticoat and matching makeup and accessories: Wow it's crazy that no one knows I'm queer! Everyone just looks at me and goes "straight" cause I'm so ultra-femme. Wild

I like making random noises at my dog and watching her turn her head in confusion. I just know she's thinking "what the hell is this idiot doing" and I think that's beautiful.

What gel can I buy to make my hair flow like it's been painted on a canvas by someone who cries as they paint

Hey babe wanna take my spine? Not in a sexy way