🎶 How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning?🎶

It's actually extremely unfair that there are no toasters allowed in my dorm because being sick means instead of being able to have toast, all I could gather for myself was warmed buttered bread. And like it wasn't bad, but it certainly wasn't toast.

watching my husband and his daughter and her girlfriend get sentenced to death and shaking my head the entire time so they know i think its wrong

i'm hot and maladjusted it's literally fine

If ur teeth aren’t a little fucked up U scare me

I like making random noises at my dog and watching her turn her head in confusion. I just know she's thinking "what the hell is this idiot doing" and I think that's beautiful.

The moon

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

they should invent a brain that doesn’t tell you mean things at night time

The way we have to go through all of march without a new season of dimension 20….

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