Just Got A DVD Player For My Laptop! I'm Gonna Check Out So Many DVDs From My University's Library

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

a good mango smoothie can save your life a little

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

An ancient Roman soothsayer would be frothing at the mouth at this.

they should invent a brain that doesn’t tell you mean things at night time

I like making random noises at my dog and watching her turn her head in confusion. I just know she's thinking "what the hell is this idiot doing" and I think that's beautiful.

I've been worried ever since I was born

Stories that would be improved by polyamory:

Dracula: it's basically a novel of kitchen-table polyamory already, but this way someone might actually kiss Jack Seward.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: just let them all have an orgy at the end. I feel like they'd be into it. Puck's invited too if he wants.

Bridget Jones' Diary: why force a choice between Mark and Daniel if there was the option to have both?

Any Arthuriana: less cheating, more honesty, fewer duels, more snogging, everyone's a winner.

Stories that would be made worse by polyamory:

Wuthering Heights: dear God do not give Cathy and Heathcliff a reason to drag more people into their terrible relationship than are already involved.

ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing