Tony The Tiger

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

My friend is a techno blade fan and I send my deepest condolences to all who loved him. He will be remembered through you all who loved him.

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

two glorious anniversaries in a month. you go king.

First Kisses

First kisses are always messy,

Rushed with the flair of emotions and the ring of the bell,

The taste of blood mixed with strawberry chapstick when braces caught on my lips,

Smiling too much to even fully lock lips,

Yet your face is redder than the blood on my lips as we mutter out awkward goodbyes,

My day is filled with thinking of that moment,

Mulling over the mistakes and chewing on my swollen lip,

Maybe I need to try again,

If you let me.

Raven hair done in twirls,

the perfect girl.

but it was not meant to be

for she loves man not maid such as me

Old Fan Fic

Editing old fanfics I've written years ago is so great I have come so far in my writing and the ramblings of my 10-year-old self are so entertaining.

Y/N

This girl at the school I go to is a y/n protagonist with blond hair, blue eyes, 4 ft.11, blinding optimism, a boyfriend, and top of our class. Currently, I am filling the antagonist/frenemy because when I ask her a question about something she can blow up at me for no reason. For example, I heard a rumor from my friend that she kissed her boyfriend finally. So I asked her if it was true she told the office and broke up with her boyfriend because "Us doing something like that is disgusting." then blamed me for breaking his heart and starting a rumor that they kissed. I offered to hug it out like a kid's movie and even though I did not start the rumor I apologized to her and her boyfriend. but she still keeps coming to me "Somebody asked if I kissed my boyfriend I can't bleve you have ruined my life you must be jealous of me. I could get expelled about this!" like girl, some upperclassmen were found making out campus and got away with a small PDA lecture your fine. but y/n is going to have my grades go down if she keeps trying to be the victim of nothing.